Which Akron A-Hole is the Lamest?

Created by -Clayton Bigsby on Jun 21, 2013

12 votes

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Che

Duke

RU_kissingass

Sybil

Johnson (Honorary)

Since: Apr 13

Hilliard, OH

#1 Jun 21, 2013
Right now, five lefty, anti-American troll fingers are furiously hitting the abuse button.
They cannot kill a Spook

Detroit, MI

#2 Jun 21, 2013
-Clayton Bigsby wrote:
Right now, five lefty, anti-American troll fingers are furiously hitting the abuse button.
And the other five are clenched into a fist and aimed at a sphincter?

“animis opibusque parati”

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#3 Jun 21, 2013
It's a 5-way tie.

Since: Apr 13

Hilliard, OH

#4 Jun 21, 2013
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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And the other five are clenched into a fist and aimed at a sphincter?
They're all doing the handstroke.
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#5 Jun 21, 2013
Actually, I'm hoping to win.

woof

Since: Apr 13

Hilliard, OH

#6 Jun 21, 2013
Looks like word spreads fast...

http://i41.tinypic.com/c4w04.jpg

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#7 Jun 21, 2013
Holy crap, I have to vote more than once! Hilarious one of those aholes got their own thread deleted.
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#8 Jun 21, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
Holy crap, I have to vote more than once! Hilarious one of those aholes got their own thread deleted.
Vote for me, and I'll set you free.

woof
yeah baby and hey now

Columbus, OH

#9 Jun 21, 2013
What lie do each of those Akron turds put for to justify their coming to our boards?

“animis opibusque parati”

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#10 Jun 21, 2013
yeah baby and hey now wrote:
What lie do each of those Akron turds put for to justify their coming to our boards?
They heard Columbus was gay-friendly.
They cannot kill a Spook

Detroit, MI

#11 Jun 21, 2013
-tip- wrote:
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They heard Columbus was gay-friendly.
They disn't do proper recon or they would know we hate queers.

“Tenured Marxist Radical”

Since: Jan 13

Ivy League-ISIS

#12 Jun 21, 2013
It's quite chilling that Akron is basically Moscow 1917 politically.

Nuke from orbit (after I get home from work)

“animis opibusque parati”

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#13 Jun 21, 2013
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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They disn't do proper recon or they would know we hate queers.
I would have to say that the Akron type is particularly obnoxious.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#14 Jun 21, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Vote for me, and I'll set you free.
woof
My fingers are twitching repetitively over Che's name. You're just a douchebag, but you can take obnoxious lessons from Che to earn the vote.
yeah baby and hey now

Columbus, OH

#15 Jun 21, 2013
-The-Artist- wrote:
It's quite chilling that Akron is basically Moscow 1917 politically.
How so? Is it loyal to the Romanovs? Is it in intrigue with the Germans? Is it sympathetic with the striking women as were the Cossacks and ready to side with the mob? Was it waffling like the garrisoned Imperial Army? Is it optimistic that the Duma can get things under control and institute democratic elections and civil rights? Is it just criminal in the absence of firm law and order? Or is it a hotbed of current-times Bolshevism? Because if it is Bolshevism, I'm prepared to turn back the inherent criminality of that -ism.
Che Reagan Christ

Lodi, OH

#17 Jun 22, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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My fingers are twitching repetitively over Che's name. You're just a douchebag, but you can take obnoxious lessons from Che to earn the vote.
It pleases me to know that even when I am off doing other things, y'all are here obsessing over me. You are probably thinking about me right now.

“Hereeeeee'ssss UR Pizza”

Since: May 13

Columbus, OH

#18 Jun 22, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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It pleases me to know that even when I am off doing other things, y'all are here obsessing over me. You are probably thinking about me right now.
Every time I deliver an Anchovy pizza I think you.

Damn anchovies smell rank.

WOLF

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