Arkansas Razorbacks: Hogs football program ranks second on dubious list

Mar 2, 2011 Full story: KYTV Springfield

The University of Arkansas football program received a high ranking it didn't want.

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#1 Mar 6, 2011
U of A professor invents a machine that will raise a person's IQ. Asks for volunteers from the student body. Gets one, puts him on the machine and then it works perfectly. Professors from the faculty are called in and ask him all kinds of questions..."what's the meaning of life?, is there a God?, how could the solve the World's energy problems, etc.", and then he goes back to class.

A few weeks later he comes back and tells the Prof., "Doc., I hate being so smart. I think all the time and it's ruining my social life. Can you change me back to the way I was?"

They stick him on the machine, switch in on reverse...and then the phone rings. The Prof forgets and comes back. "Oh no." he says.

He starts to raise is IQ, then thinks, "we've never had anyone so dumb. Lets call in the faculty and let them ask him what he thinks is important."

The faculty is call in and they ask him. He doesn't answer. They ask him again and again. Finally, after they have just about given up, he finally speaks..."Go Hogs".

(paraphrased from Dr. Philer, U of FL, deceased 1980)

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