2 bodies wash up in Detroit; no heads, hands, feet

Second chances can be rare in politics, but President Barack Obama found Kiss Cam and an impatient crowd to be just the right motivation.

[Burgydean]

WT holy F !!!!!!!!!!

[Pete]

Forget about solving homicides in Detroit. Ok, if a few get solved, that's fine. But let's concentrate on identifying the victims. We have too many dead people voting.

[Tony]

Romney hit men doing their job.

[Kingfish esq]

Fringe lunatic savages.

[Burgydean]

Kingfish esq wrote:

Fringe lunatic savages.

Someone pulled a OJ

[Eighthman]

Tony wrote:

Romney hit men doing their job.

You mean Rahm, not Romney.

[Faith]

What color were these bodies....I mean...is it something we should give a sh*t about....or just the usual Detroit monkey business?

[Burgydean]

Faith wrote:

What color were these bodies....I mean...is it something we should give a sh*t about....or just the usual Detroit monkey business?

White

[Faith]

Burgydean wrote:

<quoted text>White

Those animals! The cops have to work tirelessly until they find the soulless, amoral savages that committed this monstrous crime. It reminds one of the murder of Matt Landry at the hands of the filthy criminals.

[Kingfish esq]

Mebbe a couple DPS utes working on a school project. Dont be so quick to judge. Mebbe the killers just be hongry.

[Burgydean]

Morbid yuk and they are out there the magnetic pull is -

[Kingfish esq]

Burgydean wrote:

Morbid yuk and they are out there the magnetic pull is -

... Morbid yuk and, out there the magnetic pull is, are they -. Hmmmmmm.

[Shyteak Niespodziewany]

Burgydean wrote:

<quoted text>White

ahs dun likes white meat de bestest,no wat i sayin

[Pete]

I'll check over at Randazzo's and see if anybody knows anything or if there are strange smells coming from the trunks of the Mexicans.

[Burgydean]

Shyteak Niespodziewany wrote:

<quoted text>
ahs dun likes white meat de bestest,no wat i sayin

I don't like Ebonics it's almost like Spanish makes me crazy but then your on the right place for it, so Uh Gawd lol

[Shyteak Niespodziewany]

Burgydean wrote:

<quoted text>I don't like Ebonics it's almost like Spanish makes me crazy but then your on the right place for it, so Uh Gawd lol

ahs done not likes de ways white mans jaws,no wat ahs sayin? ahs dun lerned hows to talks fom mah granmamas baby.

[Bringmedinner]

Just more atheists, or their closest friends the radical Muslims, doing their thing.

[IllegalMexihole]

Eff thos dos bodys had been turd brown een color theen thay might have been my cosins paco and taco who are meesing.

[Burgydean]

IllegalMexihole wrote:

Eff thos dos bodys had been turd brown een color theen thay might have been my cosins paco and taco who are meesing.

They could be anywhere you ppl are constantly on the move

[Go Blue]

Well, we know Trayvon did'nt do it.....