The University should incorporate as a city by itself. Declare the dorm students as permanent residents (It does take about 5 years now for a degree. That's about as long as anyone stays in Akron anyhow these days).

Then Sponge Don could sponge off the UA police force and layoff a few more of his APD enemies.

Sorry I thought of that.

Congratulations, UA. The one positive thing that keeps this town alive.