Coast Guard Cadets Set To Graduate

NEW LONDON -- Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is set to give the keynote speech at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy's commencement.

[FRONTERSMAN]

Her and Biden really provide humor in these dark days....along with Pelosi...ya never know!

Sorta like the three "STOOGES"

[david]

Congratulations to you all, and good speed. Americans love you.

[Curtis Lowe]

I tried to get into the Coast Guard, but you had to be at least six feet tall so if your boat sank, you could walk back to shore.

[too droll to troll]

She'll no doubt tell them to be on the lookout for wigged out vets returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Matt from Akron]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

I tried to get into the Coast Guard, but you had to be at least six feet tall so if your boat sank, you could walk back to shore.

Couldn't get the top of your head to reach the finger of the "You must be at least this tall to enlist" cardboard cutout huh?

That's OK. You can still join the Army. A short little shit like you will be the envy of all the other foxhole diggers when they see you only have to dig for three seconds before jumping in :P

[Basswood Edisto Southwind]

when I was in the hooligans navy (CG)we used the six feet high rule to keep the dumb asses out and they usually joined the Army. Semparatus is a laugh I joined to avoid the draft. brings back memories.