Southern culture plays role in gay-led families

Feb 5, 2011 Full story: Q-Notes 10

"Gay parents find South more accepting," read a headline in The New York Times last month.

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Frank Stanton

New York, NY

#1 Feb 6, 2011
Southern Culture =

1. Always make sure all the tires on your house have air.

2. For your 6 year old's birthday present, nothing larger than a 20 gauge shotgun.

3. Buy more Suzanne Somers tapes to try to get down to your ideal weight of 310#'s.

4. Women, always try to look, dress, and talk like your hero, Larry The Cable Guy.

5. It's time to get another refrigerator when your first one is filled to the brim with frozen chicken, and your second one is filled to the brim with beer.

6. If you go to a family reunion, and still haven't met your soulmate, its time to try the other side of the family.

7. Try not to get confused when you hear someone say they're from South Carolina because it's way up north.

8. Rememebr you can have a refreshing breakfast by putting last nite's half-empty beer can back in the refrigerator for awhile.

9. Remember never to pour beer on your Rice Krispies. It was made for the Corn Flakes.

10. If Pastor Dan says you need to give more to the church, it means the revenuers took the still again.
Frank Stanton

New York, NY

#2 Feb 6, 2011
(Yes, they're my own, and I was BORN IN BROOKLYN !:))

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#3 Feb 6, 2011
Frank Stanton wrote:
Southern Culture =
1. Always make sure all the tires on your house have air.
2. For your 6 year old's birthday present, nothing larger than a 20 gauge shotgun.
3. Buy more Suzanne Somers tapes to try to get down to your ideal weight of 310#'s.
4. Women, always try to look, dress, and talk like your hero, Larry The Cable Guy.
5. It's time to get another refrigerator when your first one is filled to the brim with frozen chicken, and your second one is filled to the brim with beer.
6. If you go to a family reunion, and still haven't met your soulmate, its time to try the other side of the family.
7. Try not to get confused when you hear someone say they're from South Carolina because it's way up north.
8. Rememebr you can have a refreshing breakfast by putting last nite's half-empty beer can back in the refrigerator for awhile.
9. Remember never to pour beer on your Rice Krispies. It was made for the Corn Flakes.
10. If Pastor Dan says you need to give more to the church, it means the revenuers took the still again.
Nothing like sterotyping to get people to reason together.
Frank Stanton

New York, NY

#4 Feb 6, 2011
RalphB wrote:
<quoted text>
Nothing like sterotyping to get people to reason together.
You have no humor.

:(

And I lived in West Virginia and I had the BEST time of my life there !

:)

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#5 Feb 6, 2011
Frank Stanton wrote:
<quoted text>
You have no humor.
:(
And I lived in West Virginia and I had the BEST time of my life there !
:)
I do have a sense of humor. Just not your cheap sense of humor, filled with distain for a whole group of people. And having lived in West Virginia gives you no license.

“Headed toward the cliff”

Since: Nov 07

Tawas City, Michigan

#6 Feb 6, 2011
Frank Stanton wrote:
<quoted text>
You have no humor.
:(
And I lived in West Virginia and I had the BEST time of my life there !
:)
And I'm sure everyone in New York wishes you would go back there.
Frank Stanton

New York, NY

#7 Feb 6, 2011
RalphB wrote:
<quoted text>
I do have a sense of humor. Just not your cheap sense of humor, filled with distain for a whole group of people. And having lived in West Virginia gives you no license.
It was humor. Get a life. Wanna get even ? Let's hear 10 ORIGANAL jokes about Brooklyn (where I was born) or Queens (where I was raised).

:)
Frank Stanton

New York, NY

#8 Feb 6, 2011
Or Commack, where I wish I never lived.

:(

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#9 Feb 7, 2011
Frank Stanton wrote:
<quoted text>
It was humor. Get a life. Wanna get even ? Let's hear 10 ORIGANAL jokes about Brooklyn (where I was born) or Queens (where I was raised).
:)
Sorry to disappoint, but I have no need to "get even".
big guns willy

Luton, UK

#10 Feb 9, 2011
Frank Stanton wrote:
<quoted text>
You have no humor.
:(
And I lived in West Virginia and I had the BEST time of my life there !
:)
did you get some big gun in the poopenshaft

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