#24 Jul 8, 2012
My bookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Us now my water spout.
Time was when, on it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang it's head
And watch me tie my shoes.
Stay away from the Viagra , it could kill you!!
#25 Jul 8, 2012
Distraught and Kevin arenett would like to announce there engagement. With intent to wed thank you all family and friends are invited
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