Emory searching for missing monkey

Emory searching for missing monkey

There are 8 comments on the The Atlanta Journal-Constitution story from Jun 23, 2011, titled Emory searching for missing monkey. In it, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that:

Emory University researchers are on the lookout for a monkey on the run. Emory University Emory University researchers say a 2-year-old female rhesus monkey, a macaque , was discovered missing on June 15.

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primemate

Cedartown, GA

#1 Jun 23, 2011
Check the lines at the Fulton County Welfare Office.
Monkey See Monkey Do !!!!

Since: May 11

Loganville, GA

#2 Jun 24, 2011
He/she got out in my neighborhood. Wish I'd a started a tweeter account. I got beat out!

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3 Jun 25, 2011
The monkey was found alive and well gamely employed at the Fulton Co Probabte Judge's office in charge of gun registration. Instead of taking 4 months to get a gun registered it can now be done in one week as in other Georgia Counties. It was determined the new employee was so efficient because of its superior IQ over the other employees using the office for sleeping, coffee and cigarette breaks, and 2 hour lunches. Atlanta City is in the process of contacting Emory University about hiring more of these rhesus monkeys to replace the "workers" in the water dept. which are requesting early retirement after leaning on counters and falling asleep at computers for only 2 years while over billing thousands of Atlantans.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#4 Jun 25, 2011
The city road dept is looking into requesting its share of rhesus to replace a majority of its employees which have constantly complained of not
having enough shovels to lean on during the time they are not on breaks. Evidence shows these road crews instead of repairing the thousands of pot holes in Atlanta streets have pawned their shovels at local Atlanta pawn brokers to buy stress release in the form of Mad Dog 20-20.
ZuLutracker

Cedartown, GA

#5 Jun 25, 2011
lighteredknot wrote:
The city road dept is looking into requesting its share of rhesus to replace a majority of its employees which have constantly complained of not
having enough shovels to lean on during the time they are not on breaks. Evidence shows these road crews instead of repairing the thousands of pot holes in Atlanta streets have pawned their shovels at local Atlanta pawn brokers to buy stress release in the form of Mad Dog 20-20.
I hear the City of Atlanta Street Dept.shovels that have,nt been stolen or pawned for MD 20/20 .
Bought in 1973 are still like brand new their used so little.
Except the handle end, that smells like arm pit !!!
You got um pegged "Knot"

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#6 Jun 25, 2011
Emory searching for missing monkey has nothing to do with the comments above. Funny thing is, either way you would blame it on others. YOUR "BELOVED" lost the monkey!!!! Stop the madness and get over it and find your cousin, I am sure he feels alone!

daw

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#7 Jun 25, 2011
Obviously the shovel dilemma has proven costly..eye roll..

Every shovel,rake,tools,I use a marker and it reads stolen from..my first last name and phone number..But I'm sure city of Atlanta employees can't even spell Atlanta so they just keep losing shovels,Monkey's,it's not that they don't have plenty to choose from..just walking around aimlessly around the city.

About as confused as a "COW"..on Astro Turf..

Since: Jun 11

United States

#8 Jun 29, 2011
Mistreating animals under the pretense "scientific studies" is a way around the law. The japanease hunt whales that way.
We really don't need to research on animals. Most research is conducted on animals that die due to the tests being conducted on them!

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