CMU professor doesn't know why Westboro Baptist Church will picket Elizabeth Edwards' funeral
The Central Michigan University professor who had Westboro Baptist Church members speak in his classroom in November said he doesn't see a connection between the anti-gay fundamentalist group and Elizabeth Edwards.
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#1 Dec 11, 2010
These morons don't need a connection with anything. They just like getting their very ugly mugs and noisy pieholes in the press. Hell is still waiting for you Fred and your other loser followers. Don't wait too long.
Auckland, New Zealand
#2 Dec 12, 2010
Elizabeth Edwards was an advocate of sodomite marriage. "I'm completely comfortable with gay marriage", she said.
My Master said sods should be put to death yet Elizabeth WAS comfortable with gay marriage.
My Master got that worm gnawing Elizabeth's flesh nice and early. Hello; what's up with this cancer thing, gnawing my flesh? Yeah; Smart folk would have got a clue.
Elizabeth is weeping and wailing now. I bet she wishes she still had cancer. Now she has a worm that will NEVER go away, gnawing on her spirit.
Lets face it, Elizabeth Warren said she is comfortable with anal copulating sodomites.
There ya go, say no more. Elizabeth was a dirty, filthy, evil, wicked, nasty, witch. She is responsible for the destruction in hell of the younger generation that idolize her and hang on her words. She has led thousands astray; to the pit, to eternal damnation. This unrepentant witch stood shoulder to shoulder with Satan. The lake of fire is her reward.
Since: Mar 07
#3 Dec 13, 2010
I don't know a single gay person who was born in Sodom ...
I have heard that a vast number of heterosexuals engage in oral and anal sex, though.
“Old fashioned kindness wins”
Since: Jun 09
#4 Dec 14, 2010
They love publicity.
#5 Dec 14, 2010
Exactly! Ol' Phreddy loves to get any publicity they can. I would like to see the media totally ignore them. Not print a word. Would love to see that old man shrivel up and die from being ignored.. Don't feed the ego of WBC leader...
#6 Dec 18, 2010
And you are a Shellfish Sodomite (not to mention what happens in our little play dates).
11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11:11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.(11:10-12) "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."
Clams, oysters, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp are abominations.
What the Bible says about food and drink and shrimp
(God Hates Shrimp)
(11:13, 19) "And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls ... the bat."
Bats are birds to the biblical God.
11:13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls ; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
11:14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
11:15 Every raven after his kind;
11:16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
11:17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
11:19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.(11:20) Four-legged fowls!
"All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you."
(11:21) "Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet."
Which flying creeping things may we eat?
(11:23) Four-legged insects!
"All other flying creeping things, which have four feet."
Be sure to watch out for those "other flying creeping things which have four feet." (I wish God wouldn't get so technical!) I guess he must mean four-legged insects. You'd think that since God made the insects, and so many of them (at least several million species), that he would know how many legs they have!
(11:23-24, 31) "These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even."
Don't touch any dead creeping things.
(Crap! There goes my insect collection.)
11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
Auckland, New Zealand
#7 Dec 18, 2010
There was a certain man in Caesarea called Cornelius, a centurion of the band called the Italian band, A devout man, and one that feared God with all his house, which gave much alms to the people, and prayed to God alway. He saw in a vision evidently about the ninth hour of the day an angel of God coming in to him, and saying unto him, Cornelius. And when he looked on him, he was afraid, and said, What is it, Lord? And he said unto him, Thy prayers and thine alms are come up for a memorial before God. And now send men to Joppa, and call for one Simon, whose surname is Peter: He lodgeth with one Simon a tanner, whose house is by the sea side: he shall tell thee what thou oughtest to do. And when the angel which spake unto Cornelius was departed, he called two of his household servants, and a devout soldier of them that waited on him continually; And when he had declared all these things unto them, he sent them to Joppa. On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common. This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.(Act 10:1-16)
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles PGL; not whatsoever spews out of the sewer.
When Paul saw the sheet full of abominations [sheqets] PGL, he saw lobster; not limp-wristed lisping tinkerbell, and his enema kit [toaybaw].
Too bad you're not a follower of my Master Jesus, PGL. Then you wouldn't have your abominable little problem.
So take my advice my unclean friend; don't YOU dare eat cormorants, YOU have to keep those dietary laws. Thanks to my Master; I don't.
Apparently locusts aren't bad dipped in honey pal.
In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea, And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight. And the same John had his raiment of camel's hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.(Mat 3:1-4)
I wonder what owl and cuckoo tastes like? Can you fry or boil pelican? they're too big for my little microwave.
#8 Dec 18, 2010
No abomination problem here, I love lobster and our late night super sodomy, both abominations, damn fun ones, that's why you like butter with moth.
Auckland, New Zealand
#9 Dec 18, 2010
PGL says he loves lobster.
I'm not too keen on lobster PGL. Around New Zealand's coast we catch all sorts of lobsters. In the creeks where I live you can get freshwater crayfish, they're like a mini lobster. Like lobster, the few times I've tried them I have found them pretty bland. My favorites are mussels, toheroas, cockles and pipis. We steam them open at the beach on corrugated iron over fire. Vinegar is a good spice. Ya gotta spit the sand out though.
Yeah; theres nothing like a cleansed sheket. Fortunately there are no toaybaw at the beaches I frequent. It's against the law to let that stuff flow freely to the sea. But moths; really; does adding butter do the trick?
Auckland, New Zealand
#10 Dec 18, 2010
Quest says he doesn't know a single gay person who was born in Sodom.
Neither do I Quest. The Sodomites were all destroyed with fire and brimstone. Who cares about the names of losers?
A casual reading of Gen 19:24... Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
and AGAIN, at His return...
.. But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. EVEN THUS SHALL IT BE in the day when my Master is revealed.(Luk 17:28-30)
So your argument Quest is really a moot point. It has no relevance. We don't need to know their names. Sodomites are fiery losers, whenever and wherever they may be. Who wants to waste their time considering losers? They're destined to the dustbin of history. I'm more interested in whether my toenail is ingrowing or not.
#11 Jan 16, 2011
All thi si from the old teastement, sorry Big Blond Bertha, you can't live under the old teastement, better start reading the new law which is the( new testanent.) Better get your cult together and start reading and obeying God's law.
#12 Jan 16, 2011
The Cult of Phred showed true cowardice by backing away from the AZ protest of that poor 9 year old girl.
I truly believe they would all be dead, maimed or locked away.
It also demonstrates that they, themselves, do NOT believe in their Mission from God.
And Phred continues to lie to you all as Phineas.
Phreddy & WBC = the doooooshiest of bags.
#13 Jan 17, 2011
>...Too bad you're not a follower of my Master Jesus...<
TRUE followers of Christ do NOT spout filth the way YOU are.
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