That is beyond scary, I think I'll sleep under the covers tonight.<quoted text>
Well... the zombies are always crying "brains... braaaains....".
Whereas the JW's are always crying "are you saved? are you saaaaved?"
The key is to listen carefully to the slurred speech.
What I'm really worried about, though?
Is jehovah's witness-zombies...!
Imagine it: A zombie that is not only devoid of brains (and is therefore searching for them), but also wakes you up at 7am on Saturday, banging on your door...
... and if you don't come out? Leaves a religious tract for you to read...
But that only leaves the question: what would a zombie-JW's religious tract consist of?
"are you saved for brains?"
"are you brains for being saves?"