Revolutionary New Homophobia Immersion Therapy Involves Lowering Patient Into Tank Of Gays

Feb 23, 2011 Full story: 6

During a widely publicized press conference at the Boston University School of Medicine Friday, researchers announced a breakthrough new technique that cures homophobia by immersing patients in a large glass tank overflowing with gays.

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“Love thy neighbor!”

Since: Dec 06

Westland , MI

#1 Feb 23, 2011
This gave me a good giggle!!!

United States

#2 Feb 23, 2011
"Kleineman said the gays would be so oiled up that patients would have no trouble slipping in and out."
...and in and out and in and out...

Arlington, VA

#3 Feb 24, 2011
I would love to slip in and out of any of you. Can we get together for some real sex? I'm gay too.

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#4 Feb 24, 2011
I love the Onion. I can't wait to read the posts of the homophobes later today. Psssst......don't tell them the obivous. Let's see where this goes.

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#5 Feb 24, 2011
I wonder if they plan on doing the same for homophobic women? If they do I'm in, I would love to be in a room full of bare chested oiled up women.

Arlington, VA

#6 Feb 24, 2011
Can we add some drag queens to that list?

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