Andrews University honors Mutch for service

Oct 9, 2009 Full story: South Bend Tribune 7

Patricia Mutch has worn many academic hats at Andrews University. From nutrition professor, researcher, vice president of Academic Administration, dean of the College of Arts and Sciences, to director of the then-new Institute for Prevention of Addictions, Mutch has reinvented herself over 40 years at the Berrien Springs college founded by ...

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bah humbug

Bellbrook, OH

#1 Oct 14, 2009
I think they should give her a Razy for being VP of Academic Administration and not doing enough with Meier Hall. Meier Hall is an absolute disaster of a building. I think it is unfortunate for the female student to get arrested for stealing from the crime lab and for the University to neglect the dorms. Lamson should probably have a new lobby. The University was a little sexist with the men's dorm and built Meier Hall poorly whereas Lamson is a classical designed building with stone entrances. Where's the love for the male students?

Andrews University Michigan has neglected its dorms. Burman Hall the last dorms that was built was built in 1981. I think Mutch should have been promoting the rebuilding of Pre Fair Housing Act Meier Hall.

1) Meier hall is outdated and needs to be torn down and replaced.

2) Meier hall needs an elevator and better security but it is an x shaped 8 pointed disaster which was designed in the 60s and like sendmail is impossible to make secure.

http://iripoff.com/771/Andrews_University.htm...

Oh and thank you for you support
rpx

Columbus, OH

#2 Jul 10, 2012
The AU president is sitting in his office. He has a dart board with a picture of Meier Hall on it. Slowly, he takes out a dart and throws it at the dart board. "A 10. Oops I missing." He throws again. "A bulls eye. Maybe I can give some money to the cows."

15 minutes later the president goes to a meeting with Alumni coming back he proceeds to his office. He takes out another dart and throws it at the dart board and misses the bulls eye. "I'm going to get you. I'm going to tear you down. You bad building. I'm going to demolish you." He says grimacing at the dart board. He sticks his tongue out at the building and makes faces at it. Slowly, he gives the Meier Hall dart board the bird.

His secretary call. "Hello Mr. President Anne's parents are on the line."
"Oh."
"They are extremely unhappy that she is marrying a Meier Hall guy. She is a Monterrey Graduate."
"That's a joke."
"What the building?"
"No, Anne marrying a Meier man."
"Put her through."
"Hi Mr. President we heard that You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named asked you to remove Anne's name from the SM List. Would you please remove it for us? We want her to marry Tom the Lawyer or John the Doctor. You-know-Who would be better. Hell even Valdemorte."
"I wasn't considering it. Well! What would you do if I did."
The president takes a dart out and throws it at the Meier Hall dart board.
"Would you please Mr. President. With Cherries on top and sugar and spices and ice cream. Please remove Anne's name from the SM List."
"I will consider it." Everyone laughs.
"You have my condolences." Says the president.

In the Student Missionary committee they are discussing Anne. "I heard she rejected You-Know-Who. I can't believe she did that. What is wrong with Anne! She is a Monterrey Graduate and she married a Meier Hall man? Remove her name from the SM List."

A group of Alumni are sitting around a table. "I'm marrying a MIT man."
"I'm marrying a Stanford Lawyer."
"You don't want to be Like Anne."
"Why is that?"
"Anne married an AU Meier Hall grad and got her name removed from the SM List."
"Lol. What a loser."

Anne's Fiance John is sitting with his friends in a bar. "Man I really scored. I'm marrying Anne."
Lol. All of John's friends laugh at Anne.
"Yeah you really scored."
"Perfect 10!"
"Thank god for Meier Hall."

The AU president is sitting in his office.
"I gotta tear down that building."
Anne

Columbus, OH

#3 Nov 27, 2012
The Monterrey president is sitting in his office.

An interruption.

"Hello. Mr. President. Anne is marrying the AU Meier Hall Guy."
"That's a joke."
"What Meier Hall?"
"No. Anne Marrying the Meier Hall Guy."

The Monterrey President leaves to go to a committee meeting.
"Have you heard the news?" Everyone in the committee meeting laughs.
"The news about Anne?"
"41?" LOL
"Berrien, isn't that in Siberia. Berrien Springs Siberia?"
LOL.
"Anne married a Meier Hall Guy."
"Isn't AU a women's University?" Asks one of the committee members.
"What man in there right mind goes there?" Asks another committee member.
"With the exception of you-know-who?" Asks another.
"You-know-who or you-know-what."
"Yes, 12 points higher." (AU's enrollment sex ratio women to men.)
"Maybe he was trying to scare away the MBA's."
"Demazo."
Lol. Everyone laughs.
"Wasn't Lauralea supposed to help her with her boyfriend?"
"Everyone laughs."

The Monterrey president goes to another meeting.
"41."
"Meier." Says another.
"Cable guy." LOL.
"You-know-who is right." Says the President.
"Stanford or AU. No brainer. Monterrey?"
"Maybe she can marry a Monterrey guy."
"That or Valdemorte. Valdemorte would be a much more eligible bachelor."

The Monterrey meets some students on campus.
Everyone laughs at Anne.
"41."
"Meier."

Later when the Monterrey President is back in his office he calls Boonesville Academy.
"Hi. Is this Boonesville Academy?"
"Why yes. I heard the news."
"Please fire Lauralee the teacher at Boonesville. She did a lousy job helping with Anne's Boyfriend."
"We'll fire her promptly."
In the background Lauralee is sitting in the principles office. "Honey you did a lousy job with Anne's Boyfriend. It's time to get a different job. You need to find another job. This is a train wreck."
December

Columbus, OH

#4 May 8, 2013
Kay this is Mr. December.
Mr. December this is January Kay.
January Kay meet Mr. December.
==========
Kay - Hi I'm Kay.
Nice to meet you Kay.
Kay - I put my name on Anne's profile Kay. She's a Monterrey grad and I'm getting fired on Thursday Kay.
Nice to meet you Kay getting fired on Thursday Kay.
Kay - Anne is a Monterrey grad and she married Adelphian Cable in December and I'm getting a new jobby Kay in January.
Nice to meet you Kay getting a new job in January Kay.
Kay - Hi I'm Kay and I'm getting fired. I did a lousy job for Anne's boyfriend Kay and I'm getting fired.
Kay - Maybe it is Saturday Morning Kay. Or Kay in the Morning. Or any given Sunday Kay or Tuesday Kay. Maybe it is January Kay meet Mr. December. Or maybe it is any given day Kay. Or Hi I'm Kay and I'm getting fired Kay.
Nice to meet Kay glad to know you....
=========
John - Hi Honey. Did you hear the news?
Kay - What?
John - Anne is getting married.
Kay - So?
John - You put your name on Anne's Cast profile Kay. She is getting married in December to Mr. Adelphian Cable and she is a Monterrey Grad.
Kay - Oh flip. I'm going to lose my job
The honest to God Truth

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#9 May 15, 2014
"Good Morning. It is a fine morning. I called this press conference to announce my resignation. I used poor discipline and screwed up. I should have called Monterrey earlier. I said some things I should not have. I am getting a new coach to help me be more professional."

"I gave my best wishes to Anne. I already have and I offered my condolences to the OSU board and the governing body. I offered the Ohio State Governor my condolences."

"There were others as well. Don't worry you aren't the only one." States Reporter Bischoff in the press box.

"Yes. I do appreciate your support Ms. Bischoff. Great article. I'd also like to offer my condolences to Anne's parents. I wish I'd handled that differently. I offered my condolences to the Monterrey president. I wish I'd paid my respects sooner. I know I'm not the only one who feels a sense of loss today. All I can say is, Live in New York it's Saturday Morning Kay!"

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