It's not religion if it is whatever you say it is.<quoted text>
Kind of reminds me of an old religious joke.
A man dies and goes to heaven. He is taken on a guided tour. His usher takes him to a room of Jewish people, and they seem happy. He then takes him to a room of Protestants, and they seem happy. As they approach the Catholic room, the tour guide says "Here we have to be very quiet." The newcomer asks why? The guide says "This is the Catholic room, and they think they are the only ones here."
The only way one of you can be right is if every other one of you is wrong.