ObamaPuppet: Such a Clever Stage Act
Posted in the Cleveland Forum
#1 Sep 5, 2012
you are the proud owners of the ObamaPuppet, a pandering President plush toy.
Insert your hand and forearm into the opening, resting it firmly at the head-area - that's it, now you can make it's mouth move, now you can mimic facial expressions to persuade people. It's a good, trusty sock puppet, it is.
Are you a wealthy, fringe special-interest group in the market for a mouthpiece? I present to you, your ObamaPuppet. Got depraved, controversial, unpopular social mandates and policies that you're having a hard time lobbying? Your ObamaPuppet is key, for it has incredible candor and public-speaking grace. ObamaPuppet is the right pitch man for you, just write the check, and he'll adopt and promote your values, however socially-irresponsible they should be.
ObamaPuppet and his team of shady, special-interest hired-gun hacks are an army of loyal marxist mercenaries, in the right place at the right time to force America to adopt their warped vision of "forward". This group of feckless flunkies are two-fold toys, part puppet, part remote-control cars, always charged up and ready to execute depraved cultural and legal mandates.
Should your sock puppet fail to come with instructions, no matter. Just insert your hairy forearm up it's backside, step up to a podium, and mouth the words and sentiments that polls reveal America most in need of hearing. And...VIOLA! Got yourselves a president there, you Democrats.
Should your sock puppet show signs of wear and tear from tiresome, gratuitous overuse, that's to be expected, it has long-ago exhausted it's quota of fresh, new and inspired ideas and is now obsolete and redundant. Your ObamaPuppet has lost it's ability to put on a persuasive act, and the audience is growing tired and listless by it's lackluster performance, grown wise of it's material . What kind of puppet show is this, anyway?!! What am I, a five-year-old? Throw this hack off the stage and replace him with someone from the Real World. Plush toys are for pre-schoolers.
At the Republican National Convention, we were treated to very moving performances. Not of pandering puppets, but of inspired, proud recollections and reflections of Humanity embracing the American Dream - those kinds of people who want to free themselves of Obama's failed stage act.
Obama's vision of "forward" will be an America unreckognizable from a generation before.
President Obama to his Cabinet - "anyone seen my spine"?
#2 Sep 6, 2012
Douglas excellent post but I'd say they were more Obummer whores(media).But yesterday we witnessed the true Demoncratic vision for America.The most UNGODLY,UNPATRIOTIC party in American history.HUSSEIN needed to save his ass to change their platform at the last minute.Whore Clinton can't save the fraud president or the Dem. party.They are scrambling to "build it",their platform took a major hit and everyone knows what they did.Pity that they have been deceived by the biggest hater of America in history.They reap what they sow.
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