Swine flu jumps into turkeys

Chile said Friday that tests show swine flu has jumped to birds, opening a new chapter in the global epidemic.

[Oh My]

What do you get when you cross the swine flu with turkeys?

I'll tell you the answer when pigs fly!!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Adele]

All of this are signs that the end is near, soon we won't be able to eat anything for fear of contamination, this is another worry we have to deal with...that goes the Thanksgiving dinner no more turkey, or pigs the only thing safe to eat it's lettuce...!

[Oh My]

Adele wrote:

All of this are signs that the end is near, soon we won't be able to eat anything for fear of contamination, this is another worry we have to deal with...that goes the Thanksgiving dinner no more turkey, or pigs the only thing safe to eat it's lettuce...!

....except when the lettuce is contaminated with e-coli!

[AmazingGrace]

Now something else to worry about eating, and Thanksgiving turkey is mandatory at my house. This is out of control, the FDA had better start getting a better handle on the food we eat. It's getting worse and worse. Hopefully, a farm raised turkey purchased locally won't pose any disease threat.

[Oh My]

Of course, they day the turkeys are safe to eat. I wouldn't risk it, would you?

[friar tuck]

Does this include the turkeys in Washington?

[Steve]

friar tuck wrote:

Does this include the turkeys in Washington?

Careful, you'll be labeled a racist, trouble maker or unAmerican or all three.

[wow]

wow, turkeys

[Come ON]

this sucks, i love turkey. i loved bacon, too, but gave it up 1: because im jewish 2:i dont want to get worms from undercooked pig and 3: who wants friggin' swine flu?! but seriously,God punished up with a contaminated bird for thanksgiving! come on, Yahweh, why? why?!!?

[YESSS]

The end is near. Repent.