Police Catch Smuggler With Suitcases Made of Cocaine

You might expect police to catch a smuggler with a suitcase full of cocaine, but how about two suitcases made of cocaine? It's just the latest of, I would have to say, imaginative ways of trying to smuggle cocaine.

[JoeLopp]

It was bound to happen, smugglers are nothing if not creative -- make the smuggling container out of the smuggled substance. Wonder if they've tried it with boats or planes yet?

[Quinteshia]

I like the joke about smuggling.

A Mexican rode a bicycle into the US carrying bags on his shoulders. The customs officials told him that he would need to be detained until the substance could be identified. They found that his claim that it was just sand was true, and they would let him go. This went on for 3 years.

Eventually, he and the custom's official were in a bar at the same time, and the custom official told him that he couldn't sleep at night, because he had this gut feeling the Mexican was smuggling something into the US but couldn't figure it out. It was really puzzling him and he couldn't stand it. So he asked him, off the record, what he was smuggling. The Mexican said it was bicycles.
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Another joke along this line involved a guy seen leaving a factory every day with a wheel barrow full of stuff. The security guards would ask him what he was carrying out, and he said it was just garbage and scrap. They looked through the wheel barrow, realized it was just what he said, and let him go. It wasn't until years later that the company realized that many wheel barrows they manufactured could not be accounted for.

[Quinteshia]

I could just see it now. A really high baggage handler and missing luggage.

[yernogood-]

I used to smuggle all my cocaine in an urn marked Daddy! It worked for a while. After my release from prison in 1982 I formed the cocaine into egg shapes and that worked out really well for a good time. Upon my exit from prison in 1994 I then proceeded to smuggle my cocaine in live animals, I was sure this would work to my benefit for, well forever. I get two hours on the computer every day now. I have a parole hearing next month. Wish me luck!!!

[JM_Brazil]

yernogood- wrote:

I used to smuggle all my cocaine in an urn marked Daddy! It worked for a while. After my release from prison in 1982 I formed the cocaine into egg shapes and that worked out really well for a good time. Upon my exit from prison in 1994 I then proceeded to smuggle my cocaine in live animals, I was sure this would work to my benefit for, well forever. I get two hours on the computer every day now. I have a parole hearing next month. Wish me luck!!!

Well said!

[JM_Brazil]

"Mommy, why are those people licking that man's suitcase?"

[M I B]

The drug dealers are moving on the ole' theory:Sometimes the best to hide things IS in 'plain' sight.

[M I B]

well...I best' call my Columbia's buddies and tell'em The white cargos planes deal is off.

[Redneck Rampage]

Wow. I sure hope that they don't start molding coke into dildos. They may accidentally get loose into the world and then someone could O.D.

On a related note....for those that know me. Could you imagine my estate sale when I pass away?
"Yes, granny died, we loved her so much. On this table were all her favorite things. We have sanitized everything. This, I believe, is what we call a double-header. Oh yes, we have porn. Sorted by genre".

Sorry, I digress.