Bucket rivalry inspires IU, Purdue jokes

Forget Ohio State-Michigan. The all-important Old Oaken Bucket game is four days away.

[go hoosiers]

why don't they let the purdue cheerleaders on the field at halftime?
they can't keep them from grasing!

[A Fan]

Nice one "GO Hoosiers". Tell me, do you have a Purdue wife to read your diploma to you since you can't spell?? It's G-R-A-Z-I-N-G.

[go hoosiers]

glad you moved to illinois, remember
when you cross the indiana state line
it doesn't even mention purdue, says
INDIANA,, screw, screw you old purdue!!

A Fan wrote:

Nice one "GO Hoosiers". Tell me, do you have a Purdue wife to read your diploma to you since you can't spell?? It's G-R-A-Z-I-N-G.

[go hoosiers]

i wouldn't have one of those fta cow purdue wife's

A Fan wrote:

Nice one "GO Hoosiers". Tell me, do you have a Purdue wife to read your diploma to you since you can't spell?? It's G-R-A-Z-I-N-G.

[Ron Below]

2 team buses driving through the country- 1 PU, 1 IU, as they pass a sheep farm the IU players look out at the sheep and say "man, I wish they were cheerleaders." As the PU bus passes players hang out the windows moaning..."boy, I wish it was night!"

[Boilers43Indiana 17]

I would much-rather attend a university who's alum's have planted flags on the Moon than hung banners in a gymnasium.

[Band dad]

I can relate to this article and some of the jokes.

My brother went (and actually graduated, ha!) from IU. I went to Purdue, on the six-year plan.

My wife got her master's from Purdue, then worked there for eight years. She has spent the past eight years working for IU. Since they send her a pay-check once a month, I've had to quit bad-mouthing them so much!

Now my daughter is an undergrad at IU. I'm taking her to the game on Saturday, where we'll set in the PU student section. I'm seeing the therapist this week to decide what color to wear to the game!!

[Purdue Grad]

Looks like “go hoosiers” got his panties in a bunch just because his obvious short comings were pointed out. By the way, just because your school is named after the state, does not make it great. Most states have universities named after them, but there is only one Purdue!

[Cosmo Kramer]

I dated a Purdue grad once.
She said she wanted me to kiss her where it stinks,
So,
I took her to Ross-Ade Stadium.

[go hoosiers]

thank god there is onlt one purdue,
nobody else wants to known as "cow college" !!

Purdue Grad wrote:

Looks like “go hoosiers” got his panties in a bunch just because his obvious short comings were pointed out. By the way, just because your school is named after the state, does not make it great. Most states have universities named after them, but there is only one Purdue!

[go hoosiers]

when's the last time anyone visited the moon? what's there? maybe you
plan to move there, since your brain
doesn't need much oxygen, screw purdue

Boilers43Indiana17 wrote:

I would much-rather attend a university who's alum's have planted flags on the Moon than hung banners in a gymnasium.

[Mike]

In about 1970 I begged two tickets to the bucket game at IU and took my bride to be. We had two seats one in front of the other in the second and third row on the 50 yard line. In front of us in the first row were two gals who had to have been 90 years old. When the band played the IU alma mater, they both stood and sang every word of every verse. When the band played the Purdue alma mater, they both stood again and sang every word of every verse of that song, too. I don't remember who won the game.

[Evan Bayh]

Boilers43Indiana17 wrote:

I would much-rather attend a university who's alum's have planted flags on the Moon than hung banners in a gymnasium.

Yeah, and monkeys still make the best astronauts. POTFB!

[Cosmo Kramer]

Do you know the difference between a plastic pink flamingo and the Boilermaker football team?

[Cosmo Kramer]

One is ugly, stands in the grass, and is totally useless,

And the other is a lawn ornament.

[IUBBall99]

Hey man..... why don't you go take some English lessons? There are ONLY 26 letters! You're giving the Purdue people too much ammo...

go hoosiers wrote:

when's the last time anyone visited the moon? what's there? maybe you
plan to move there, since your brain
doesn't need much oxygen, screw purdue
<quoted text>

[IUBBall99]

Good one, Ron! I especially liked the Hoosiers' usage of the subjunctive mood, which has never been heard of in Tippecanoe Co.:-)

Ron Below wrote:

2 team buses driving through the country- 1 PU, 1 IU, as they pass a sheep farm the IU players look out at the sheep and say "man, I wish they were cheerleaders." As the PU bus passes players hang out the windows moaning..."boy, I wish it was night!"

[IUBBall99]

What's the difference between a porcupine and Mackey Arena?

The porcupine has the pricks on the OUTside LOL

[go hoosiers]

don't worry purdue, you're not totally worthless. you can always be used as the bad example!!

[Jeff]

What does "NCAA" stand for at Purdue?

No
Championships
At
All