I have no dick
Hugh Girrod

Zion, IL

#1 Nov 3, 2011
My name is Hugh Girrod and I have no dick. No, really. I have no dick. I have to pee sitting down or it runs down my leg and puddles in my shoes. I have balls though...well one anyways.
w brooks

United States

#2 Nov 3, 2011
then your really larry from zion city hall
gargle my nuttsack

Zephyrhills, FL

#3 Nov 4, 2011
we know that!!!!! what your not telling us you live in a moblie home and have seven cats huge
all american girl

Racine, WI

#4 Nov 4, 2011
that's gotta suck...well maybe not.
Hugh Girrod

Zion, IL

#5 Nov 4, 2011
Hey don't knock till you've tried it. Cats taste like chicken.
Part gal

Zion, IL

#8 Jan 8, 2012
That is funny. Dicklessness is quite common around here.
Big Ben

Johannesburg, South Africa

#9 Jan 26, 2012
Sorry to hear that, just measured mine the other day 12.5 inches my girlfriend says it hurts her its too deep, how can I make it more pleasurable for her, any techniques that you know of ?
Jeanna

Chicago, IL

#11 Jan 27, 2012
Big Ben wrote:
Sorry to hear that, just measured mine the other day 12.5 inches my girlfriend says it hurts her its too deep, how can I make it more pleasurable for her, any techniques that you know of ?
Why not ask one of the hicks on krs before they belly up you micro lying piece of soft & white organic trash. Viva Mexico!
Javier

Chicago, IL

#12 Jan 27, 2012
Big Ben wrote:
Sorry to hear that, just measured mine the other day 12.5 inches my girlfriend says it hurts her its too deep, how can I make it more pleasurable for her, any techniques that you know of ?
Not to worry gringo. White lady abort your inbred downs syn. baby.
Latinas! Make beautiful babies! New Pres. Gingrich bring amnesty for us all!
Big Ben

Johannesburg, South Africa

#13 Jan 30, 2012
Jeanne,

You wish el- passo, had 12 inches maybe 4". You can't handle any bigger.
The Living Dead

Glasgow, KY

#14 Jan 31, 2012
Big Ben wrote:
Sorry to hear that, just measured mine the other day 12.5 inches my girlfriend says it hurts her its too deep, how can I make it more pleasurable for her, any techniques that you know of ?
ware bricks on both sides of your balls
beast

London, KY

#16 Dec 2, 2012
i have he best vagina ever and i shave it every week and have the best tan ever ive had sex 10 times and im on 1
justabud

Seattle, WA

#18 Apr 17, 2013
tell me about it - or - where did it go?

Hugh Girrod wrote:
My name is Hugh Girrod and I have no dick. No, really. I have no dick. I have to pee sitting down or it runs down my leg and puddles in my shoes. I have balls though...well one anyways.
justabud

Seattle, WA

#19 Apr 17, 2013
hey bud where'd it go ?
Surprise

Gurnee, IL

#20 Apr 17, 2013
i think Big Ben swallowed them.

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