#47628 Sep 24, 2013
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked,“What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered,“Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man,“whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man.
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life,” St. Peter informed him.
“Where’s Obama’s clock?”
“His clock is in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
#47629 Sep 24, 2013
Can't you even find anything worth
bitching over. That's not news even
for FOX News. Come on, General
enlighten with some more fantasies.
What bank in Langley has your $26M fortune
" safely stashed away ".
#47630 Sep 24, 2013
I noticed that about you Chester, your stories have been very revealing about your hidden hobby, you're wierd to say the least but...
I accept your surrender Chester...
What part of my comment, "You're Dismissed" escaped you since I've handed you back your @ss and gave you your freedom back? It must be that short-bus mental retardation you have, that's confusing you...
You're Dismissed and Free to Go Chester, good luck at Losersville you whiney@ss sissy and thanks for playing along.
#47633 Sep 24, 2013
#47634 Sep 24, 2013
The wire is slow today, Obama still bumbling from last week, check back later Chester...
Really, I don't watch it so I wouldn't know?
Thanks, Chester... duly noted and ignored, carry on...
Imagine that, Fox didn't mention it lol...
Run along for now Chester and I'll play with you later... when I want to, lol.
DISMISSED Chester, lol,
Bye Chester, you're free to go, lol.
None in Langley,$2M in your imagination,$1M in Tulsa,$1/2M here at my Home on Grand Lake, Some in North West Montana near my Summer Home and Some in the South, where I moved here from about 4 years or so ago for a total of $24M.
I was pretty clear when I told you that... you're not getting any Chester except the $2M you have stored in your imagination but... you can have that since you imagined that part, thanks anyway.
#47635 Sep 24, 2013
By the way Chester, don't come snooping around Grand Lake. I have the best home security I need which is a shotgun...
I have a 6 shot Mossberg persuader with folding stock and pistol grip - added to that is a light and side saddle to carry extra shells.
00 buck for the first 6, mix and match with the side saddle - 2 slugs and 2 more 00 buck shells.
I don't want to use it, but you come creeping around window peeking or try to enter my home and I will.
#47636 Sep 24, 2013
I called the Texas authorities to do a welfare check on Chester's mom. His obsession with incest, gerbils and predisposition towards violence causes me to worry about her. Helps coming Ms Chester, lol.
Chester lives in her basement under her trailer, probably not a bad idea... have them check in more often, just saying.
#47637 Sep 24, 2013
Where are you Chester, shining your tin cup and waiting for your knee pads to dry in the dryer in case your boyfriend needs you to go panhandle today?
Ok, carry on... Chester.
#47638 Sep 24, 2013
Great! Thanks for the link. Glad to see someone doing what we elected them to do. Ted is a real Patriot... that loves America the way it has always been since our Founding Fathers.
#47639 Sep 24, 2013
The 99% Owe A Debt of Gratitude to the 1%...
The 99% will not be happy with Harry Binswanger. The former college professor and board member of the Ayn Rand Institute wrote an incendiary column this month in Forbes, arguing that “the community should give back to the wealth-creators” and the world should be indebted to the rich and powerful for “their enormous contributions to our standard of living.”
#47640 Sep 24, 2013
JPMorgan’s Legal Hurdles Expected to Multiply: Mortgage Settlement May Reach $20 Billion, which would be the largest in the history of finance.
JPMorgan Chase paid $1 billion to resolve an array of government investigations last week. But its biggest battles with federal authorities may still lie ahead.
The nation’s largest bank is bracing for a lawsuit from federal prosecutors in California who suspect that the bank sold shoddy mortgage securities to investors in the run-up to the financial crisis, according to people briefed on the matter.
The case, expected as soon as Tuesday, could foreshadow other actions stemming from the bank’s crisis-era mortgage business. Federal prosecutors in Philadelphia, the people briefed on the matter said, are also investigating JPMorgan’s sale of mortgage securities.
#47641 Sep 24, 2013
Paranoia and gun worship.
And 8 posts in a row.
You're losing it, General Dismissed.
You don't have $26M as you claim.
Nothing in your posts indicates
enough smarts.$26M would have to be
managed, not ' safely stashed '.
Profanity indicates very low class.
And you've a big vocabulary.
#47643 Sep 24, 2013
$24M Chester, not $26M... Nothing to indicate in post because it is not relevent, you're trying to make it relevent and fail miserably.
You lose Chester, DISMISSED
#47644 Sep 24, 2013
Chester should start his Ignorant Gerbil forum elsewhere...
so that the rest of us could talk about politics like grown ups.
#47645 Sep 24, 2013
I dont often talk to liberals, but when I do...
I usually say, "Yes, I will take fries with that, Chester."
sad, amusing but sad.
#47646 Sep 24, 2013
Obama, is a war hero!
Only Obama is a hero to terrorists not America.
The terrorists thank him daily for giving them arms to behead Christians and fight secular governments.
#47647 Sep 24, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?
"""A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
#47648 Sep 24, 2013
""usually talking out their azz"" s
Speak to me old toothless repugs...
#47651 Sep 25, 2013
California Democrat to Sen. Ted Cruz aide: I hope your kids 'die from debilitating, painful and incurable diseases' after vote against Obamacare.
A Twitter debate on policy turned ugly Friday, when a local Democratic official wished the children of a Republican aide to Sen. Ted Cruz would "die from debilitating, painful and incurable diseases" after she praised the House's vote to derail funding for Obamacare.
#47652 Sep 25, 2013
Check out the Ted Cruz, still going strong this morning...
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