OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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TAMARA

Edmond, OK

#38856 Apr 27, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
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Bless your heart, well don't stay up late waiting for it to go down, lol, and in fact premiums have already increased on average $3,000.00 for an average family of 4 just since Obamacare was passed into law and looking to increase another 169% I think it was I read by CBO calculations.
What many don't understand is any assistance recieved from the Government for healthcare coverage will be repaid from those tax refunds first before refunds are sent. I posted all that before so I am not going to run it down again. They will all find out soon enough, lol. I am eager to read some posts from those that lose money that way to make sure they are still just as happy with Obamacare then as they say now, lol.
Or one of those posts that say they can't find a Doctor because all of them keep saying they don't accept Obama-Medicaid.
Sad part is if Obamacare was to collaspe before it ever starts then I will not get to read any of that funny stuff. Max Baucus says it most like will collapse first because it is an absolute "Train Wreck" fixing to happen, we'll see.
When I said I was still waiting----- That was a joke. As you can tell I am not a good joke teller. From what the people I know in health care say things are only going to get worse. My husband's oncology doctor told us in January when my husband was in for one of those annual check ups a cancer does for the rest of their life. Anyways before Obama started taking benefits away, said that soon because of obamacare people getting the treatments and test for cancer and the follow up test would be playing hell to get what they should be getting. This was in January. So that tells me medical field is working to see what they can do for the best interest of the medical field.
Donnie

United States

#38857 Apr 27, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?

A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
JAG

United States

#38858 Apr 27, 2013
Jimbo worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn't stand it. He decided that he had to do it.
The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.

The man's wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.

"I don't understand," she exclaimed, "what happened to the pickle slicer?"

The man replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Depensey

United States

#38859 Apr 27, 2013
Natures Version of a Spam Attack

1.One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2.One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3.One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4.In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5.This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabytes/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

However if only a small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
Stephen

United States

#38860 Apr 27, 2013
Two very drunk gentlemen stood at the bar near closing time. "I've got an idea," said Zane, "let's have one more drink and then go and find us some girls to bang." "No thanks," replied Justic, "I've got more than I can handle at home." "Great," replied the idea man, Zane "then let's have one more drink and go up to your place."
TAMARA

United States

#38861 Apr 27, 2013
Packing Heat's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Packing Heat and said. "Hey, Packy! You just had you a son! "Ain't dat grand!"

Packing Heat got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Packy! You got you a daughter! She's a pretty lil ting, too...

"Packing Heat got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we aint got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Packy, you just had yourself another boy!"

Packing Heat said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies?" The doctor said, "You never know Packy, it was probably something that happened during conception." Packing Heat said, "Ah yeah, during conception...."

When Packing Heat and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat 3-in-1 oil." She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night..." Packing Heat said, "I'll tell you... it's a good thing we didn't use WD-40".
Maddy

United States

#38862 Apr 27, 2013
Zane is in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,“You need a piece of tail.”

Zane turns with a confused look on his face and says,“Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite…”
Jimbo

United States

#38863 Apr 27, 2013
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car.
Stephen

United States

#38864 Apr 27, 2013
One year, Marcus decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Well, she still hasn't used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....
Misty

United States

#38865 Apr 27, 2013
Zane's wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"

Zane replied "Dust".

And that's how the fight started.....
TAMARA

United States

#38866 Apr 27, 2013
Misty is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies,'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....
TAMARA

United States

#38867 Apr 27, 2013
Stephen's wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

He bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....
Jimbo

United States

#38868 Apr 27, 2013
Packing Heat asked his wife,'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed his heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So he suggested,'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....
Maddy

United States

#38869 Apr 27, 2013
Marcus and wife are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while they were in bed. He turned to her and said,'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

He then said,'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So he said,'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....
Packing Heat

United States

#38870 Apr 27, 2013
Dempsey tried to talk his wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. He told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....
Dr Jones

United States

#38871 Apr 27, 2013
Zane took his wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took his order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

The waiter said,'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....
Dempsey

United States

#38872 Apr 27, 2013
What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doighboy and Mary Fallin ?


An ugly biotch with a yeast infection...
Stephen

United States

#38873 Apr 27, 2013
FAKE Jimbo wrote:
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car.
What morals?
Stephen

United States

#38874 Apr 27, 2013
The GOP no longer has a fringe. The lunatic fringe is now the center. The John Birch loons are running the show, racism is in the open and FDR is a demon.
Stephen

United States

#38875 Apr 27, 2013
Yeah. But if you can get yourself in a certain frame of mind, it is actually funny. We have a local "call in" talk show that brings out the crazy. They listen to "Power Hour" and then call in. Some of them regurgitate what Joyce Riley said, and others are just naturally batshit nuts. We have one gentleman who calls in daily to complain about the local sheriff putting a chip in his brain, a woman who calls, initially very calmly, and then escalates into apocalyptic eschatology, and, my personal favorite, who opens up with, "Halooooo? Is this me?" After this, we get an hour of Stephanie Miller (?) then "Sell-a-thon," then Alex Jones, followed by Ed Schultz. There has got to be a TV show in this somewhere.

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