OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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Zane

United States

#36898 Mar 19, 2013
The Pope and Governor Mary Fallin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Governor says to the Pope,'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Republican in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Republican in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.

'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The Governor seriously doubts this, and says so.'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her
JAG

United States

#36899 Mar 19, 2013
Q: Did you here about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Mary Fallin comboo meal?
A: two small breasts, two large thighs and two right wings.

Q: What kind of jewelry does Mary look best in?
A: Handcuffs

Q: What kind of neckwear does Mary Fallin look best in?
A: Stocks & Chains
TAMARA

United States

#36900 Mar 19, 2013
A Democrat cowboy from Oklahoma goes to a social function where Mary Fallin is trying to gather more support for her Re-election . Once she discovers the cowboy is a Democrat, she starts to belittle him by mockingly talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that’s what they’re called. But I’ve never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma’am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Mary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse’s ass?"

"No, ma’am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of Oklahoma to call their Governor a horse’s ass."

"That’s a good thing," she haughtily responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Oklahoma drawl adds,... "Hard to fool them flies, though."
Jesse

United States

#36901 Mar 19, 2013
Q: What does Mary Fallin do to lose weight?
A: She runs away from the issues.

Q: What's really Mary Fallin's favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers.

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Mary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Q: Why is Fallin prone to losing her voice?
A: She keeps having to eat her words.

Q: What was the real purpose of Mary's college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.

Q: Have you heard about the new Mary Fallin doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tells the same story twice!

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.
Donnie

United States

#36902 Mar 19, 2013
Subject: You Can Be THE Man Of Your House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

"From now on,you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

Mandy replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
Packing Heat

Dallas, TX

#36903 Mar 20, 2013
LIES, BITTER LITTLE LIES
Over 100 Lies Told to Promote the Iraq War
An Iraq invasion 10-year anniversary special

I's well known that when America invaded Iraq, Bush and Cheney had no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to 9/11 and knew that the chance of finding WMDs was virtually nil.

What's less well remembered is the long series of lies and misdirections that convinced Americans that war with Iraq was both necessary and desirable.

A full catalog has been compiled by Mother Jones, totaling over 200 entries. It features numerous contributions from Dick Cheney, such as his false statement on Meet the Press just one week before the invasion: "'We believe [Saddam] has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.'(Cheney later claims he misspoke.)"

The timeline also includes many now-forgotten moments of malfeasance by the mainstream media and Bush's advisors, who collectively downplayed doubts over the grounds for war.

For instance, just one day before the invasion, the Washington Post buried an article revealing major doubts over the grounds for invasion deep inside the newspaper, on page A13: "As the Bush administration prepares to attack Iraq this week, it is doing so on the basis of a number of allegations against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein that have been challenged - and in some cases disproved - by the United Nations, European governments and even U.S. intelligence reports."

The timeline also shows the dates at which the public learned they'd been deceived - in most cases months after the invasion.
Donnie

Dallas, TX

#36904 Mar 20, 2013
The administration repeatedly lied. Not only that when someone who knew the truth and published it they retaliated by revealing his wifes role as a cia agent. This undermined a cia program that was effectively stopping the spread of nuclear weapons and interfering with countries obtaining technology to develop them.
TAMARA

Dallas, TX

#36905 Mar 20, 2013
Yup. But thanks to mother jones exposing the 47% comment at least republicans aren't in the white house...
Jesse

United States

#36906 Mar 20, 2013
Every post from justaliar might as well be THE VAN JONES DIARIES.
Jesse

United States

#36907 Mar 20, 2013
Janet Napoliano DHS has decided to allow Saudis a Trusted Traveler status...WTF?

15 of 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudis does anyone see anything screwed up about this little idea? Right after we allow knives back on board and oh yeah how were those hijackers able to hijack our planes in 2001?
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36908 Mar 20, 2013
The Fake Jesse wrote:
Q: Why is Fallin prone to losing her voice?


A: Because she keeps being chosen as a Keynote Speaker.

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin was in Boston Monday to deliver the keynote address at Harvard University's conference on education and workforce development.
Fallin will be among the speakers during the conference titled "Creating Pathways to Prosperity." The governor said her focus was on recent education reforms in Oklahoma and the strength of the state's career and technology centers. She should know since we have one of the lowest unemployment rates in the Nation. The Creating Pathways to Prosperity conference features national business, government and education leaders like Mary Fallin. Note: She was chosen as Key Note Speaker from all that spoke!
Jesse

United States

#36909 Mar 20, 2013
Native American Schools are having to cut back teachers, schools may have to have a shorter school year to accommodate the new realities of Obama's sequestration choice.

Oh yeah btw, there is one federal position newly posted:

6 figure position as the head honcho for "EDUCATIONAL EXCELLENCE FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS".

When are you dumbazzes going to realize Obama doesn't give a rat's azz about your problems he played you like a violin meanwhile he lives like a King off your hard earned taxes. Obama is a part of the problem not the solution!
Donnie

United States

#36910 Mar 20, 2013
Meanwhile John Kerry is giving away foreign aid to our enemies.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36911 Mar 20, 2013
The Fake Packing Heat wrote:
LIES, BITTER LITTLE LIES
Over 100 Lies Told to Promote the Iraq War
An Iraq invasion 10-year anniversary special that was and should have been.
The timeline below also shows the dates at which the public learned Bush had been deceived in many cases leading up to the invasion.


It's well known that when America invaded Iraq, Bush had evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the possibility of finding Weapons of Mass Destruction. If they’re going to claim that the Bush administration lied, then there sure are a lot of other people, including quite a few prominent Democrats, who have told the same “lies” since the inspectors pulled out of Iraq in 1998. Here are just a few examples that prove that the Bush administration didn’t lie about weapons of mass destruction…

“The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow.”— Bill Clinton in 1998

“In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11, 2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons. Should he succeed in that endeavor, he could alter the political and security landscape of the Middle East, which as we know all too well affects American security.”— Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

“I am absolutely convinced that there are weapons…I saw evidence back in 1998 when we would see the inspectors being barred from gaining entry into a warehouse for three hours with trucks rolling up and then moving those trucks out.”— Clinton’s Secretary of Defense William Cohen in April of 2003

http://www.rightwingnews.com/quotes/if-the-bu...

Even more posted after this post of Democrats screaming to go after Saddam Hussein before he destroys the USA!
Donnie

United States

#36912 Mar 20, 2013
Reminds me of those African dictators living high while their people suffer no jobs, having trouble buying groceries and putting a roof over their head.

How many people are in poverty in this country?

Like 40%?
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36913 Mar 20, 2013
Letters to from Democrats proclaiming Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction!

“[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq’s refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs.”— From a letter signed by Joe Lieberman, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara A. Milulski, Tom Daschle, & John Kerry among others on October 9, 1998.

“This December will mark three years since United Nations inspectors last visited Iraq. There is no doubt that since that time, Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to refine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer- range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies.”— From a December 6, 2001 letter signed by Bob Graham, Joe Lieberman, Harold Ford, & Tom Lantos among others.

“Whereas Iraq has consistently breached its cease-fire agreement between Iraq and the United States, entered into on March 3, 1991, by failing to dismantle its weapons of mass destruction program, and refusing to permit monitoring and verification by United Nations inspections; Whereas Iraq has developed weapons of mass destruction, including chemical and biological capabilities, and has made positive progress toward developing nuclear weapons capabilities”— From a joint resolution submitted by Tom Harkin and Arlen Specter on July 18, 2002

“Saddam’s goal … is to achieve the lifting of U.N. sanctions while retaining and enhancing Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction programs. We cannot, we must not and we will not let him succeed.”— Madeline Albright, 1998

“(Saddam) will rebuild his arsenal of weapons of mass destruction and some day, some way, I am certain he will use that arsenal again, as he has 10 times since 1983″ — National Security Adviser Sandy Berger, Feb 18, 1998

“Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely dismantle all weapons of mass destruction, and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement.”— Barbara Boxer, November 8, 2002

“The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retained some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capability. Intelligence reports also indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons, but has not yet achieved nuclear capability.”— Robert Byrd, October 2002

“There’s no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat… Yes, he has chemical and biological weapons. He’s had those for a long time. But the United States right now is on a very much different defensive posture than we were before September 11th of 2001… He is, as far as we know, actively pursuing nuclear capabilities, though he doesn’t have nuclear warheads yet. If he were to acquire nuclear weapons, I think our friends in the region would face greatly increased risks as would we.”— Wesley Clark on September 26, 2002

“What is at stake is how to answer the potential threat Iraq represents with the risk of proliferation of WMD. Baghdad’s regime did use such weapons in the past. Today, a number of evidences may lead to think that, over the past four years, in the absence of international inspectors, this country has continued armament programs.”— Jacques Chirac, October 16, 2002
http://www.rightwingnews.com/quotes/if-the-bu...
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36914 Mar 20, 2013
The Fake TAMARA wrote:
Yup. But thanks to mother jones exposing the 47% comment at least republicans aren't in the white house...


Nope, thanks to newsbusters exposing Democrats that are the blame that Bush declared war on Iraq. From the former President, Bill Clinton all the way down through his administration and through out The Senate and Congress and even Hillary Clinton!

Did President Bush go back in time to lie to the Congress in 1998 as well?

Let's break down the 23 points and see where they are found.

Read the truth here: http://newsbusters.org/liberal-lies-president...

Not right at the moment but it certainly does not mean they won’t since they are trying to clean up the mess your messiah is making. Keep your eyes open to a possible impeachment charge, lmao.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36915 Mar 20, 2013
Donnie wrote:
Reminds me of those African dictators living high while their people suffer no jobs, having trouble buying groceries and putting a roof over their head.
How many people are in poverty in this country?
Like 40%?


I agree thus the name "The Purple Lip Kenyan" from Kenya, Africa. Personally I would rather se him wrapped in his white sheet with a diaper on his head, headed back to the jungle as their leader for the sake of the poor I see running around in this country but... they kept voting him in so they deserve what they vote for. A vote for a Democrat is a vote for a Progressive Liberal. People are actually living the mess they have made worse on purpose. They hurt you on purpose then tell you if you vote for them they'll help you. Go Figure, lol.

Turns out the number is actually 49%
In 2011, about 49 percent of the population lived in a household where at least one member received a direct benefit from the federal government.

–Last year, about 29 percent of households received Medicare benefits and 31.6 percent received Social Security.(Obviously there’s a lot of overlap between those two, since those programs mainly benefit retirees.)

–Meanwhile, about 32 million households, or 27.1 percent, benefited from at least one means-tested poverty program. The biggest benefits here were Medicaid (19.5 percent), food stamps (12.7 percent) and subsidized lunches (11.2 percent). Again, there’s some overlap.

–Smaller benefits include public housing (5 percent of households), unemployment (4 percent), and veterans’ compensation (2.6 percent). Only 7 percent of households receive some sort of direct cash assistance, such as the TANF welfare program.

The number of households receiving government benefits has steadily risen over time, particularly after Obama was elected and the facts are that is when the lazy liberals retards laid down their tools and have since refused a job of any kind. The recent increase can partly be chalked up the recession, which threw a lot of people out of work, and partly due to President Obama’s stimulus programs, which expanded (among other things) unemployment insurance and Medicaid.

In 2010, according to one analysis, 60 percent of Americans were receiving more in government benefits than they paid in taxes. That’s according to this analysis from the conservative Tax Foundation. That year, the report notes, the bottom 10 percent of the population received about $10.44 in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes. Those in the middle received, on average,$1.15 in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes. And those in the top 10 percent received about 43 cents in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes.

The Beast (Government) is so bloated now that it is in desperate need of a very strict diet and brought back to what its real intentions and now some liberal nonsense of cradle to grave meal ticket. If you refuse to work then you don’t eat should be the rule of law! Only the truly needed should receive assistance and to hell with the clueless!
Donnie

United States

#36917 Mar 20, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
<quoted text>
I agree thus the name "The Purple Lip Kenyan" from Kenya, Africa. Personally I would rather se him wrapped in his white sheet with a diaper on his head, headed back to the jungle as their leader for the sake of the poor I see running around in this country but... they kept voting him in so they deserve what they vote for. A vote for a Democrat is a vote for a Progressive Liberal. People are actually living the mess they have made worse on purpose. They hurt you on purpose then tell you if you vote for them they'll help you. Go Figure, lol.
Turns out the number is actually 49%
In 2011, about 49 percent of the population lived in a household where at least one member received a direct benefit from the federal government.
–Last year, about 29 percent of households received Medicare benefits and 31.6 percent received Social Security.(Obviously there’s a lot of overlap between those two, since those programs mainly benefit retirees.)
–Meanwhile, about 32 million households, or 27.1 percent, benefited from at least one means-tested poverty program. The biggest benefits here were Medicaid (19.5 percent), food stamps (12.7 percent) and subsidized lunches (11.2 percent). Again, there’s some overlap.
–Smaller benefits include public housing (5 percent of households), unemployment (4 percent), and veterans’ compensation (2.6 percent). Only 7 percent of households receive some sort of direct cash assistance, such as the TANF welfare program.
The number of households receiving government benefits has steadily risen over time, particularly after Obama was elected and the facts are that is when the lazy liberals retards laid down their tools and have since refused a job of any kind. The recent increase can partly be chalked up the recession, which threw a lot of people out of work, and partly due to President Obama’s stimulus programs, which expanded (among other things) unemployment insurance and Medicaid.
In 2010, according to one analysis, 60 percent of Americans were receiving more in government benefits than they paid in taxes. That’s according to this analysis from the conservative Tax Foundation. That year, the report notes, the bottom 10 percent of the population received about $10.44 in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes. Those in the middle received, on average,$1.15 in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes. And those in the top 10 percent received about 43 cents in benefits for every $1 they paid in taxes.
The Beast (Government) is so bloated now that it is in desperate need of a very strict diet and brought back to what its real intentions and now some liberal nonsense of cradle to grave meal ticket. If you refuse to work then you don’t eat should be the rule of law! Only the truly needed should receive assistance and to hell with the clueless!
49% on some kind of government assistance? Shit. So, half of America is either totally unable to take care of themselves due to under employment or lack of employment. Poverty statistics are horrible in this country with more people added all the time. But our president hasn't produced a budget to get debt under control but he has sharpened his golf skills...what more could the "people" ask for?

I did hear that economist are saying the democratic budget is showing the same deductions twice to make it appear their budget is reducing debt. Any idiot knows you can't duplicate the same deductions over and over claiming it's a new deduction therefore reducing the debt. LMFAO these yahoo's treat the American people like we're stupid.
MistyGirl

United States

#36918 Mar 20, 2013
President Obama won't submit his budget to congress until April 8th....late again Mr. President?

But before he left on his trip to Israel he did submit his choices for the NCAA Finals in both Men's and Women's brackets!

Hey, a prez has to have his priorities!

The American People put up with this?...ridiculous!

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