OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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Donnie

United States

#36892 Mar 19, 2013
Pope Francis issued an appeal for the protection of the weak, the poor and the world environment Tuesday at a special Mass marking his inauguration as the new leader of the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics.

During the homily, he told a crowd of up to 200,000 gathered in front of the Vatican:“I would like to ask all those who have positions of responsibility in economic, political and social life, and all men and women of goodwill: Let us be protectors of creation, protectors of God’s plan inscribed in nature, protectors of one another and of the environment.”

He added:“We must not be afraid of goodness or even tenderness.”
TAMARA

United States

#36893 Mar 19, 2013
Well, so much for his fantasy.

This will leave all repugs and Catholics alone in the woods.
Packing Heat

United States

#36894 Mar 19, 2013
A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

He asks the first nun,''Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?''

The nun giggles and slyly replies,''Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.''

St. Peter says,''OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.''

St. Peter asks the next nun the same question,''Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?''

The nun is a little reluctant but replies ''Well once I fondled and stroked one.''

St. Peter says ''OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.''

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ''Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?!

''The nun replies,''Do you think I'm going to gargle with that stuff after Sister Briony has dipped her azz in it?
JAG

United States

#36895 Mar 19, 2013
Donnie walks into the country club one day and notices his friend Zane at the bar, and he was looking pretty drunk. Concerned for his friend because he usually didn't drink much, he asked Zane what the matter was.
Zane gets up and walks to a quiet corner of the bar and says to Donnie, "You know Hole 6, the par 3 that runs parallel to the highway?" "Sure," his friend replied, "What about it?"

Zane explained, "Well you see, when I teed off, I sliced it really bad and it went through the windshield of a bus full of nuns. It must have hit the driver because he lost control and the bus flipped several times, killing all the nuns. I just don't know what to do".

"Well", Donnie replied, "You need to concentrate more on not dropping your shoulder mid-swing and you'll get rid of that slice."
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36896 Mar 19, 2013
The Pew Research Center’s annual “State of the Media” report says that opinionated programming is 85% of MSNBC’s programming and just 15% as what they call “actual repeating” of what Fox News reports.

It goes on to say that liberals are some of the most ignorant, uninformed, low life piece of shit bottom feeders alive. They can usually be found posting meaningless liberal bullshit on Topix using everyone else’s screen names in a lame attempt at making those individuals angry, FAIL!

They have been known to engage in Human Trafficking as a way to pay for their Occupy Protest as well.

In other news, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) said Monday that Democrats spanked his ass for the dumbass gun bill so he will drop a ban on certain semiautomatic weapons as part of its gun control package affectively making it a meaningless bill and complete waste of time.

The ban on so-called "assault weapons" was near and dear to a moron by the name of Sen. Dianne Feinstein, who has admitted frustration that her bill, which would have banned 157 models of weapons, won't be offered on the Senate floor and will not even be considered by the majority of this Nation!

She could still offer the ban as an amendment but that too would be a waste of time. Harry Reid and his fellow Democrats will still push for tougher gun registration laws and limits to the size of ammunition magazines that is just another waste of time but since they sit on their ass or stay on vacation might as well spend their time writing bills they can‘t get passed.

Senate Democrats explained their decision to drop the weapon ban from their legislative package because it was a stupid idea to start with.

Basically was just a demonstration to show the American People what kind of idiot democrats we have.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Donnie

United States

#36897 Mar 19, 2013
After mudslinging for the last couple of years, Packing Heat and TAMARA sit down at a bar. An attractive woman walks by and TAMARA blows a kiss at her.

Packing Heat smiles wide and says, "I see we have the same taste in women. That was my wife."

TAMARA cackles and says, "After you've eaten enough of them, they all taste pretty much the same."
Zane

United States

#36898 Mar 19, 2013
The Pope and Governor Mary Fallin are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Governor says to the Pope,'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Republican in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Republican in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.

'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The Governor seriously doubts this, and says so.'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her
JAG

United States

#36899 Mar 19, 2013
Q: Did you here about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Mary Fallin comboo meal?
A: two small breasts, two large thighs and two right wings.

Q: What kind of jewelry does Mary look best in?
A: Handcuffs

Q: What kind of neckwear does Mary Fallin look best in?
A: Stocks & Chains
TAMARA

United States

#36900 Mar 19, 2013
A Democrat cowboy from Oklahoma goes to a social function where Mary Fallin is trying to gather more support for her Re-election . Once she discovers the cowboy is a Democrat, she starts to belittle him by mockingly talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that’s what they’re called. But I’ve never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma’am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Mary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse’s ass?"

"No, ma’am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of Oklahoma to call their Governor a horse’s ass."

"That’s a good thing," she haughtily responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Oklahoma drawl adds,... "Hard to fool them flies, though."
Jesse

United States

#36901 Mar 19, 2013
Q: What does Mary Fallin do to lose weight?
A: She runs away from the issues.

Q: What's really Mary Fallin's favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers.

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Mary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Q: Why is Fallin prone to losing her voice?
A: She keeps having to eat her words.

Q: What was the real purpose of Mary's college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.

Q: Have you heard about the new Mary Fallin doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tells the same story twice!

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.
Donnie

United States

#36902 Mar 19, 2013
Subject: You Can Be THE Man Of Your House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

"From now on,you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

Mandy replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
Packing Heat

Dallas, TX

#36903 Mar 20, 2013
LIES, BITTER LITTLE LIES
Over 100 Lies Told to Promote the Iraq War
An Iraq invasion 10-year anniversary special

I's well known that when America invaded Iraq, Bush and Cheney had no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to 9/11 and knew that the chance of finding WMDs was virtually nil.

What's less well remembered is the long series of lies and misdirections that convinced Americans that war with Iraq was both necessary and desirable.

A full catalog has been compiled by Mother Jones, totaling over 200 entries. It features numerous contributions from Dick Cheney, such as his false statement on Meet the Press just one week before the invasion: "'We believe [Saddam] has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.'(Cheney later claims he misspoke.)"

The timeline also includes many now-forgotten moments of malfeasance by the mainstream media and Bush's advisors, who collectively downplayed doubts over the grounds for war.

For instance, just one day before the invasion, the Washington Post buried an article revealing major doubts over the grounds for invasion deep inside the newspaper, on page A13: "As the Bush administration prepares to attack Iraq this week, it is doing so on the basis of a number of allegations against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein that have been challenged - and in some cases disproved - by the United Nations, European governments and even U.S. intelligence reports."

The timeline also shows the dates at which the public learned they'd been deceived - in most cases months after the invasion.
Donnie

Dallas, TX

#36904 Mar 20, 2013
The administration repeatedly lied. Not only that when someone who knew the truth and published it they retaliated by revealing his wifes role as a cia agent. This undermined a cia program that was effectively stopping the spread of nuclear weapons and interfering with countries obtaining technology to develop them.
TAMARA

Dallas, TX

#36905 Mar 20, 2013
Yup. But thanks to mother jones exposing the 47% comment at least republicans aren't in the white house...
Jesse

United States

#36906 Mar 20, 2013
Every post from justaliar might as well be THE VAN JONES DIARIES.
Jesse

United States

#36907 Mar 20, 2013
Janet Napoliano DHS has decided to allow Saudis a Trusted Traveler status...WTF?

15 of 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudis does anyone see anything screwed up about this little idea? Right after we allow knives back on board and oh yeah how were those hijackers able to hijack our planes in 2001?
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36908 Mar 20, 2013
The Fake Jesse wrote:
Q: Why is Fallin prone to losing her voice?


A: Because she keeps being chosen as a Keynote Speaker.

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin was in Boston Monday to deliver the keynote address at Harvard University's conference on education and workforce development.
Fallin will be among the speakers during the conference titled "Creating Pathways to Prosperity." The governor said her focus was on recent education reforms in Oklahoma and the strength of the state's career and technology centers. She should know since we have one of the lowest unemployment rates in the Nation. The Creating Pathways to Prosperity conference features national business, government and education leaders like Mary Fallin. Note: She was chosen as Key Note Speaker from all that spoke!
Jesse

United States

#36909 Mar 20, 2013
Native American Schools are having to cut back teachers, schools may have to have a shorter school year to accommodate the new realities of Obama's sequestration choice.

Oh yeah btw, there is one federal position newly posted:

6 figure position as the head honcho for "EDUCATIONAL EXCELLENCE FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS".

When are you dumbazzes going to realize Obama doesn't give a rat's azz about your problems he played you like a violin meanwhile he lives like a King off your hard earned taxes. Obama is a part of the problem not the solution!
Donnie

United States

#36910 Mar 20, 2013
Meanwhile John Kerry is giving away foreign aid to our enemies.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36911 Mar 20, 2013
The Fake Packing Heat wrote:
LIES, BITTER LITTLE LIES
Over 100 Lies Told to Promote the Iraq War
An Iraq invasion 10-year anniversary special that was and should have been.
The timeline below also shows the dates at which the public learned Bush had been deceived in many cases leading up to the invasion.


It's well known that when America invaded Iraq, Bush had evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the possibility of finding Weapons of Mass Destruction. If they’re going to claim that the Bush administration lied, then there sure are a lot of other people, including quite a few prominent Democrats, who have told the same “lies” since the inspectors pulled out of Iraq in 1998. Here are just a few examples that prove that the Bush administration didn’t lie about weapons of mass destruction…

“The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow.”— Bill Clinton in 1998

“In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11, 2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons. Should he succeed in that endeavor, he could alter the political and security landscape of the Middle East, which as we know all too well affects American security.”— Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

“I am absolutely convinced that there are weapons…I saw evidence back in 1998 when we would see the inspectors being barred from gaining entry into a warehouse for three hours with trucks rolling up and then moving those trucks out.”— Clinton’s Secretary of Defense William Cohen in April of 2003

http://www.rightwingnews.com/quotes/if-the-bu...

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