Wanting a good wife
Broken Heart

Cleveland, GA

#1 Nov 21, 2012
My true love has deserted me and left me all alone. She took all my worldly treasures with her. Only a cold hearted woman would treat a good man in such a manner. If you are a caring and loving female with a steady income please apply below. Must have fishing boat, four wheeler, comfortable couch and vibrating recliner. I will bring home the bacon by furnish deer, squirrel, rabbit coon and on special occasions a ground hog or two. We can eat fish every Friday, New wife must be proficient in cleaning the game. Need to know how to chop wood, change tires and other wifely duties. I take a bath and change my underwear every Saturday and wife must do the same. If interested apply today because deer season is fast disappearing. I failed to mention that a theater size TV is a must. Looking forward to hearing from you but please only one at a time.
Mountaingirl

Dawsonville, GA

#2 Nov 21, 2012
With such a great sense of humor women will be lining up at your door!
Funny

Young Harris, GA

#3 Nov 21, 2012
Mountaingirl wrote:
With such a great sense of humor women will be lining up at your door!
Trying to get in or out, in which case they'd be in such a hurry they'd just smash through it?

Did he mention she had to have a fishing boat, and a pick-up that ran, at least most of the time? ;o)
Mountaingirl

Dawsonville, GA

#4 Nov 21, 2012
Well, I have all of the required items except the vibrating chair which I am running right out to buy!
Funny

Young Harris, GA

#5 Nov 21, 2012
Mountaingirl wrote:
Well, I have all of the required items except the vibrating chair which I am running right out to buy!
A chair isn't the only thing you'd need that vibrates. ;o)
Mail Order Bride

Homer, GA

#6 Nov 21, 2012
Broken Heart wrote:
My true love has deserted me and left me all alone. She took all my worldly treasures with her. Only a cold hearted woman would treat a good man in such a manner. If you are a caring and loving female with a steady income please apply below. Must have fishing boat, four wheeler, comfortable couch and vibrating recliner. I will bring home the bacon by furnish deer, squirrel, rabbit coon and on special occasions a ground hog or two. We can eat fish every Friday, New wife must be proficient in cleaning the game. Need to know how to chop wood, change tires and other wifely duties. I take a bath and change my underwear every Saturday and wife must do the same. If interested apply today because deer season is fast disappearing. I failed to mention that a theater size TV is a must. Looking forward to hearing from you but please only one at a time.
I think I am in love I will be right over...LMAO
Informed Opinion

United States

#7 Nov 21, 2012
Does the TV need to be HD ?

If not, I'll forward your request to my ex.

Alimony stops when they get remarried.

I might even throw in a few bucks for you to propose early.

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