Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Mark Skidmark]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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I think it is a grandpa thing. Just blame them. They do not care. In fact more often than not, they did it. They also are beyond shame. They just grin.

Some grandpas enjoy watching dogs being fed people food. I cuts down the odds of grandpa being blamed for all the farting. They can always point their finger at the dog.

[Mommy and Dave]

Mark Skidmark wrote:

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Some grandpas enjoy watching dogs being fed people food. I cuts down the odds of grandpa being blamed for all the farting. They can always point their finger at the dog.

I bet they are feeding the dogs quietly too. Kinda like slanting the odds.

[Big Guy]

I like turkey farts the best.

[Mommy and Dave]

Hey All - I am sitting here drinking home brews on a Saturday evening, when I had an epiphany.

We are about to celebration of our one year aniversary. Maybe we can make more posts and make 3K. I do not know tho. That is a lot to do in just a few days. Any one game? Wanna try? Let's rock.

[ThunderingAnus]

The stuffing can make me fart like a wild gorilla.

[HiHoHitler]

Big Guy wrote:

I like turkey farts the best.

Now why would you like a turkey with gas ??

[HiHoHitler]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

Hey All - I am sitting here drinking home brews on a Saturday evening, when I had an epiphany.
We are about to celebration of our one year aniversary. Maybe we can make more posts and make 3K. I do not know tho. That is a lot to do in just a few days. Any one game? Wanna try? Let's rock.

lets roll

[Flatulencia Toiletta]

Many people fall asleep on a sofa after a heavy Thanksgiving Day dinner and find out when awake that they got blamed for a lot of farting.

[Big Guy]

HiHoHitler wrote:

<quoted text>Now why would you like a turkey with gas ??

Isn't that what the little button is for? To vent the gas.

[Doctor VooDoo]

I was banned from riding the school bus in 1982 after allegedly "Farting and fanning my gas" while sitting right behind the driver.

[Art the Fart]

Doctor VooDoo wrote:

I was banned from riding the school bus in 1982 after allegedly "Farting and fanning my gas" while sitting right behind the driver.

Good work and hope you're keeping it up since 1982 to keep people happy.

[ThunderingAnus]

Don't feel bad Doc. I took a dump in the back of the bus and wiped my ass on the arm rest.

[B Hynd]

I've searched the Guiness World Book of Records and can't find out who produced the most farts in a 24-hour period.

Anybody know ?

[Mommy and Dave]

B Hynd wrote:

I've searched the Guiness World Book of Records and can't find out who produced the most farts in a 24-hour period.
Anybody know ?

My guess would be Saluki or Tagert.....<just kidding guys>

[Saluki Rod]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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My guess would be Saluki or Tagert.....<just kidding guys>

I've had my days....oh I've got skills, I've got game!

My field research yielded proof positive Saturday night that drinking more than 5 Rolling Rocks will produce some mighty boomers that'll ruffle the sheets more than the evil spirit in "The Amityville Horror".

[Art the Fart]

Saluki Rod wrote:

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I've had my days....oh I've got skills, I've got game!
My field research yielded proof positive Saturday night that drinking more than 5 Rolling Rocks will produce some mighty boomers that'll ruffle the sheets more than the evil spirit in "The Amityville Horror".

It's time to fire up the Dutch Oven .........

http://jp.youtube.com/watch...

[Pompano Beach Gail]

We can try to make 3,000 for the anniversary. Hard to believe this is still going strong for so long.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Remember to blame the dog.

[Mommy and Dave]

Saluki Rod wrote:

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I've had my days....oh I've got skills, I've got game!
My field research yielded proof positive Saturday night that drinking more than 5 Rolling Rocks will produce some mighty boomers that'll ruffle the sheets more than the evil spirit in "The Amityville Horror".

Hi Saluki,

Wow that beer must be a methane producer! That was a great movie and book too. Are you gathering all the Saluki's together for the holiday? We gotta start planning our menu.

[Mommy and Dave]

Pompano Beach Gail wrote:

We can try to make 3,000 for the anniversary. Hard to believe this is still going strong for so long.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Remember to blame the dog.

Yeah, we are still lingering.

[Flatulencia Toiletta]

Pompano Beach Gail wrote:

We can try to make 3,000 for the anniversary. Hard to believe this is still going strong for so long.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. Remember to blame the dog.

It will continue to go strong. People have been farting since Adam and Eve and prehistoric amimals had to fart at some point after they ate.
Farting has stood the test of time and will continue to do so.