Franklin County area police log

ASSAULT: John M. Hamil Jr., 21, of Chambersburg, was charged with simple assault in connection with an incident Wednesday in which he allegedly punched a woman in the face several times with a closed fist, according to Chambersburg Police.

[single and free]

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

[pork brownies]

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

Do you think that maybe that was just a convenient excuse? I've never heard anyone say, "I ran my car off the road because I'm stupid and inattentive."

[the squirrel]

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

kiss my tail don't EVER let me catch you running across the road butt head i have a family to my kid has swine flu i was going to get her some medicine

[squirrels older brother]

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

we knew the guy was a dope the day Dad sent him out for nuts and he came home without any.

[Squirrels Wife]

I'm Hattie May Squirrel. Thank you for swirving to miss my husband. I don't know how many times I've told that nut to use the power lines to cross the road. I'm a chipmunk, so he thinks he doesn't have to listen to me. He knows the family needs him more than ever, with Alvin and Theodore away in college. Sorry for the inconvience.

[the squirrel]

ok my wife said i should say i am sorry about saying i would run you over and thanks for not running me over oh and for " JOHN WAYNES HORSE " you were pretty tastie with jack danniels bbq sauce and PBR.....BELCH !

[the squirrel]

pork brownies wrote:

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Do you think that maybe that was just a convenient excuse? I've never heard anyone say, "I ran my car off the road because I'm stupid and inattentive."

yeah!!!your right go ahead blame it on the squirrel .'" pork brownies " ? is that any thing like cow pies ? i like mine warm !