Town lifts order against pizza shop
#1 May 5, 2011
Kurtz posted on 12/08/2009
Rating & Review:
The Horror, The Horror
I worked here, and out of an entirely altruistic desire for the public well being rather than any lingering feelings of spite, I would urge anyone with the sense to check reviews of this cesspit before partaking in its tainted bounty to think twice, and to twice arrive at the conclusion that you'd be better off eating beach sand.
Cleanliness is the last priority at this establishment, my first day I was told several times to stop cleaning things because they were “just going to get dirty again.” Food spoils and is dug out of trashcans and served, the desire is constantly to dupe the consumer and get away with their money. Nothing gets cleaned, and no one cares.
The owner is a sad little king on his sad little hill, bearing a more than passing resemblance to Milton, from Office Space, he reigns over his little hive of scum and villainy with all the delusions of grandeur of a hobo king. He runs everything with cash, almost certainly skirting a myriad of employment laws and tax obligations. His squirrely machinations leave employees under compensated, sexually harassed, and herded into tiny domiciles built into the crumbling dilapidated structure his father built that he is determined to run into the ground
Ants come out of the root beer tap, bacon comes from the trash, everything gets burned, no one likes working there and as a result the staff is rude, basic health code elements are violated on constant basis as an endless stream of cheese hungry whales files from the beach to gradually break the souls of those caught between the mumbling megalomaniac and massive mob of morbidly obese manatees. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
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