Sharpton revs up GOP

Talk-show host and racial agitator Al Sharpton's "stupid'' involvement in efforts to put the narrowly divided state Senate back into Democratic hands makes it more likely that four independent Democrats will back the GOP, The Post has learned.

[ripple for lunch]

If Al would plays his cards like Jesse did, he would have several bottling plants in his family by now. You can't fix we todd did.

[mr everclear]

You certainly write as though you did have ripple for lunch. What's for dessert?

[Jager bombs for dessert]

I haves alcohol poisioning again. I think I'm getting narcon from the ER doc. My wifes mad that I lost my job again. She can go work now, I'm collecting.