Can I marry my cousin

Shoreham, NY

#1 Nov 27, 2013
Can I marry my cousin?
US Grant

Ridgewood, NY

#2 Nov 28, 2013
Yes in fact former mayor Giuliani did. look it up.
Badtothebone

United States

#4 Dec 2, 2013
This is common in the white trash wasteland of Mastic and Shirley (they are the same thing, ask anyone except the defensive losers that gather on Topix). It's the only way the disgusting residents can get laid.

Everyone else comes on this website to joke, the filthy mastiods come here to get defensive and reassure each other "Shirley is different". Here you aren't viewed as a loser for taking an anonymous joke of a message board seriously, but as a winner for capitolizing town names.

It's the best we can do, no self respecting teacher will take a job here.

Bwahahahahaha joke is on us, we will never be able to leave!

Since: Nov 13

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#6 Dec 3, 2013
Badtothebone wrote:
This is common in the white trash wasteland of Mastic and Shirley (they are the same thing, ask anyone except the defensive losers that gather on Topix). It's the only way the disgusting residents can get laid.
Everyone else comes on this website to joke, the filthy mastiods come here to get defensive and reassure each other "Shirley is different". Here you aren't viewed as a loser for taking an anonymous joke of a message board seriously, but as a winner for capitolizing town names.
It's the best we can do, no self respecting teacher will take a job here.
Bwahahahahaha joke is on us, we will never be able to leave!
You should try smoking CRACK, you sound depressed.
Bill_B

Germany

#8 Dec 6, 2013
US Grant wrote:
Yes in fact former mayor Giuliani did. look it up.
Mayor Gary Stirtz went to college in West Virginia because it is legal in that state to marry your cousin, which he did before returning to Mastic Beach.
Brady

Stamford, CT

#9 Dec 7, 2013
Usually I don't post an item except to reply to a comment made by others. But, it seems there has been a nasty rash of posts, naming only village officials and using extremely durrogatoty comments. From that I can conclude the poster is an MBPOA member with a vile hatred for anything or anyone associated with the village. There will be repercussions.
Peter Cheeks

United States

#10 Aug 18, 2014
I heard Badtothebone is Good to the b0ner, and is the bj king of smith's point. Please confirm.
Brady

Brooklyn, NY

#11 Aug 18, 2014
True that

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