Overheating Bikini Burns Sunbather

Overheating Bikini Burns Sunbather

There are 39 comments on the MyFoxPhilly story from Jun 19, 2011, titled Overheating Bikini Burns Sunbather. In it, MyFoxPhilly reports that:

A Long Island sun worshiper said she landed in the hospital with third-degree burns on her bust after the underwire in her two-piece bathing suit became superheated, the New York Post reported Sunday.

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Since: Jun 08

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#22 Jun 20, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
I got blisters on mah... uh, anyone know a word that rhymes with 'fingers' and means 'boobies?'
zingers...
ba-bing-ers
swingers
twingers

:-)

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“it's just craic”

Since: Jan 09

United States

#23 Jun 20, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
I got blisters on mah... uh, anyone know a word that rhymes with 'fingers' and means 'boobies?'
swingers<as she points to her chest>

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#24 Jun 20, 2011
Capn Greg wrote:
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zingers...
ba-bing-ers
swingers
twingers
:-)
Yep, that works...

AH GOT BLISTERS ON MAH SWINGERS!!!

Since: Jun 08

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#25 Jun 20, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep, that works...
AH GOT BLISTERS ON MAH SWINGERS!!!
And could sho nuf use some creme...

Ah got blisters on mah swingers....

And I'm bout to scream.....

blues riff in E, watch me for the 2 and hold the 5 on the 2nd lap....

“....VETS”

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#26 Jun 20, 2011
she was flat , only gets spit???

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#27 Jun 20, 2011
What a boob!

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Since: Oct 10

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#29 Jun 20, 2011
I guess she will just have to let her boobs drag the ground next time.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#30 Jun 20, 2011
A very technical friend gave me an alternative explanation. What if the problem was electronic? Just think, the under-wire to the right size for a microwave antenna, and with the right inductance and skin moisture (capacitance and resistance) and the right RF field nearby, it could have broadcast radio waves into her breasts. So maybe this is a matter of getting the FCC involved and possibly suing who doing the broadcasting (cell tower or whatever). I admit this is a long shot, but the type of tissue damage makes my friend and I both wonder if the sun really got it that hot, that fast.

“Hey ,yawl !”

Since: Oct 10

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#31 Jun 20, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
A very technical friend gave me an alternative explanation. What if the problem was electronic? Just think, the under-wire to the right size for a microwave antenna, and with the right inductance and skin moisture (capacitance and resistance) and the right RF field nearby, it could have broadcast radio waves into her breasts. So maybe this is a matter of getting the FCC involved and possibly suing who doing the broadcasting (cell tower or whatever). I admit this is a long shot, but the type of tissue damage makes my friend and I both wonder if the sun really got it that hot, that fast.
Things that make you go ummm.

_Ginny_

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#32 Jun 20, 2011
Capn Greg wrote:
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And could sho nuf use some creme...
Ah got blisters on mah swingers....
And I'm bout to scream.....
blues riff in E, watch me for the 2 and hold the 5 on the 2nd lap....
Lame.
Herman

Fort Walton Beach, FL

#33 Jun 20, 2011
I don't know what to say.
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#34 Jun 20, 2011
Topless for your safety...
Bottomless to stay cool and avoid heat related 'potato chipping*'.

Who invented fkn bathing suits anyway?
They're a hazard!

(*eg: "...thet thang was drah as uh potato chip!")

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#35 Jun 20, 2011
_Ginny_ wrote:
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Lame.
The stamp of disapproval.... the seer has spoken....

Sad thing is you really don't know what you're doing here.... you dismiss what you don't understand as "lame" and expect the rest to soak it up like a biscuit does gravy.....

I forgot, the fat thespians use large hand gestures in lieu of actual subtle body-language cues as to the feeling of the moment....

So, that said... to emote the feeling of "lame" one should have to discern the separation of the sad lump in costume from that the actual gesture of the hands that demonstrate sad....

lame.... ah... much like your posts and general presence here.....
Entertained

Southbury, CT

#36 Jun 20, 2011
This is the first thread I've read that actually had me literally laughing out loud. You all crack me up. Nice to see people still have a sense of humor. Thanks :P
Storm warning

Cazenovia, WI

#37 Jun 20, 2011
These things require constant attention

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#38 Jun 21, 2011
She's lucky. A boiling, exploding silicone disaster could have been her fate.
Why So Fkn Sensitive

Hampton, VA

#39 Jun 21, 2011
Capn Greg wrote:
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The stamp of disapproval.... the seer has spoken....
Sad thing is you really don't know what you're doing here.... you dismiss what you don't understand as "lame" and expect the rest to soak it up like a biscuit does gravy.....
I forgot, the fat thespians use large hand gestures in lieu of actual subtle body-language cues as to the feeling of the moment....
So, that said... to emote the feeling of "lame" one should have to discern the separation of the sad lump in costume from that the actual gesture of the hands that demonstrate sad....
lame.... ah... much like your posts and general presence here.....
Luckily her critique was only one word: Cant imagine the length of your retort had she really blasted you.

_Ginny_

Since: Mar 10

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#40 Jun 21, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
She's lucky. A boiling, exploding silicone disaster could have been her fate.
if it happened on the beach that might be similar to an oil spill!

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#41 Jun 21, 2011
Where's the not funny icon?

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