Sunrise at Smithpoint
Harry Pothead

Shirley, NY

#1 Apr 21, 2014
The sunrise at Smith's Point is pretty.
Level 3 Offender

New Hyde Park, NY

#3 Apr 21, 2014
I love to lay on my back in the sand and use my wiener as a sundial !
hoodo

Center Moriches, NY

#4 Apr 22, 2014
How would a woman tell the time
Level 3 Offender

Medford, NY

#5 Apr 22, 2014
She would realize it was happy hour and enjoy a sex offender on the beach Yo !
Level 1 Offender

Medford, NY

#6 Apr 22, 2014
Tell her she can make that double Yo!
hoodo

Center Moriches, NY

#7 Apr 26, 2014
Boys you will never get laid. Woman really want the "wiener" if they think you won't give them the "wiener".Spend time on their needs. Slow hand wins the race.,make them want you. take your time if its Great for them it will be Great for you.Learn from the old master. I have been places you can only dream of children.

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#8 Apr 26, 2014
hoodo wrote:
Boys you will never get laid. Woman really want the "wiener" if they think you won't give them the "wiener".Spend time on their needs. Slow hand wins the race.,make them want you. take your time if its Great for them it will be Great for you.Learn from the old master. I have been places you can only dream of children.
So you dream of having sex with children? Old master....yeah, you are just a smelly bitch who f's dogs.
Experienced

Bronx, NY

#9 Apr 26, 2014
hoodo wrote:
Boys you will never get laid. Woman really want the "wiener" if they think you won't give them the "wiener".Spend time on their needs. Slow hand wins the race.,make them want you. take your time if its Great for them it will be Great for you.Learn from the old master. I have been places you can only dream of children.


That's the problem with the young ones today, they're only interested in getting their end wet for their own satisfaction. I'm an old master also. My thing is to do EVERYTHING possible to make the woman have multiple orgasms before it's my time. By this time she is climbing the walls and will return the favor many times over. Maybe we can show them how it's done!
LOL!!
Pot Smoke

Stamford, CT

#10 Apr 26, 2014
Experienced wrote:
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That's the problem with the young ones today, they're only interested in getting their end wet for their own satisfaction. I'm an old master also. My thing is to do EVERYTHING possible to make the woman have multiple orgasms before it's my time. By this time she is climbing the walls and will return the favor many times over. Maybe we can show them how it's done!
LOL!!
Give us a break. You haven't been F'd in years unless the guy wore a gas mask and 3 rubbers on his thing. WTF does any of this have to do with MBV?
Regaltip7a

Bronx, NY

#11 Apr 26, 2014
Level 3 Offender wrote:
She would realize it was happy hour and enjoy a sex offender on the beach Yo !


Evan, the only sex offending you do is by yourself in your bathroom with a few magazines. I would bet a months salary that you never got laid. Of course after I win the bet you probably wouldn't have the money to pay me because you're a loser who works at McDonalds and lives in mommies basement. LMFAO!!5484
Marko

Center Moriches, NY

#12 Apr 26, 2014
The old buck knows how to f**k Don't hate player.And Experienced has it down.
hoodo

Center Moriches, NY

#14 Apr 26, 2014
Really Brady You are coming unhinged. Time for anger management class. And some more meds.

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#15 Apr 27, 2014
hoodo wrote:
Really Brady You are coming unhinged. Time for anger management class. And some more meds.
Ditto for you stinky.
babs

Bronx, NY

#16 Apr 27, 2014
Something smells fishy
hoodo

Center Moriches, NY

#17 Apr 27, 2014
I like the faint fish oder of sushi.I love eating it . Especially when its nice and pink fresh and moist. Ummmmmmm
Experienced

Bronx, NY

#18 Apr 27, 2014
hoodo wrote:
I like the faint fish oder of sushi.I love eating it . Especially when its nice and pink fresh and moist. Ummmmmmm
If you knew Sushi like I know Sushi, oh oh oh what a girl.
hoodo

Center Moriches, NY

#19 Apr 28, 2014
Yum Yum
hoo doo you think you are

Marietta, GA

#20 May 26, 2014
hoodo wrote:
Really Brady You are coming unhinged. Time for anger management class. And some more meds.
Time for the magic bus.

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