That's your best? ROFLMFAO!<quoted text>
You seem hurt my friend. Do you want to talk about it? Did you walk in on your mother having passionate love with a gang of Black Studs? Perhaps it wasn't your mother but your wife. Would you like to borrow my free phone to call Walmart and see if they have some Miracle Grow? You feeling me brother, Miracle Grow get it little wee man....
It's all goot! Foe real!
Slavery, it gets $hit done!