Get Off My Lawn

Little Rock, AR

#1 Nov 25, 2009
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says:'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.'
2nd Hillbilly says:'Why is that stupid?'
1st Hillbilly says:'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
2nd Hillbilly says:'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new Fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Hillbilly says:'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Hillbilly says:''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
3rd Hillbilly says:'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
Hillbillies 1 & 2 say:'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says:'She ain't got no pecker.'
home again

Hazard, KY

#2 Dec 1, 2009
Sounds more like Ohio logic to me!
KYGAL

Winchester, KY

#3 Apr 18, 2011
home again wrote:
Sounds more like Ohio logic to me!
SOUNDS like INBRED Xenia, OH., logic to me!
Queen

Bellevue, WA

#4 Dec 10, 2011
Agreed!
Don

Denver, CO

#5 Jan 18, 2012
Talk about a river why don't ya?

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