Black Herstory Munff - 7 Common Probl...

Black Herstory Munff - 7 Common Problems with Điggers

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Leroy X Hopkins

Pharr, TX

#1 Feb 5, 2013
7 COMMON PROBLEMS WITH ĐIGGERS:

1. My ˝igger is very aggressive:

Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity ˝igger? What are we, short of ˝iggers or something?

2. My ˝igger keeps trying to rape White women:

They all do this. Shorten your ˝igger's chain so it can't reach any White women, and arm any White women who might go near it.

3. Will my ˝igger attack me:

Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then it's not likely. If ˝iggers successfully overthrew their owners they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why ˝igger uprisings were nonexistent until some damn fool gave them rights.

4. My ˝igger keeps talking about its rights and racism:

Of course it does. Just hit it with your TASER and tell it to shut up.

5. My ˝igger acts like a regular ˝igger, but it's White:

What you have there is a *wigger* They are as common as dog shit and almost as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine ˝iggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a ˝igger. However, leave it in the cage and let the real ˝iggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.

6. My ˝igger smells really bad:

Yeah, what were you expecting?

7. When my ˝igger dies, where should I store it:

Did you see a sign here that said "Dead Đigger Storage"? That's because there ain't no damn sign!
Mockingbird

West Memphis, AR

#2 Feb 5, 2013
Leroy X Hopkins wrote:
7 COMMON PROBLEMS WITH ĐIGGERS:
1. My ˝igger is very aggressive:
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity ˝igger? What are we, short of ˝iggers or something?
2. My ˝igger keeps trying to rape White women:
They all do this. Shorten your ˝igger's chain so it can't reach any White women, and arm any White women who might go near it.
3. Will my ˝igger attack me:
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then it's not likely. If ˝iggers successfully overthrew their owners they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why ˝igger uprisings were nonexistent until some damn fool gave them rights.
4. My ˝igger keeps talking about its rights and racism:
Of course it does. Just hit it with your TASER and tell it to shut up.
5. My ˝igger acts like a regular ˝igger, but it's White:
What you have there is a *wigger* They are as common as dog shit and almost as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine ˝iggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a ˝igger. However, leave it in the cage and let the real ˝iggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.
6. My ˝igger smells really bad:
Yeah, what were you expecting?
7. When my ˝igger dies, where should I store it:
Did you see a sign here that said "Dead Đigger Storage"? That's because there ain't no damn sign!
One common problem with ignorance ... it confuses the noise caused by wind as it passes into one ear and out the other ... with humorous insight ... when in point of indisputable fact it is little more than a telltale sign of incipient senility that cannot be stopped.

May you rest in peace ... eventually.
Man man

Marion, AR

#3 Feb 5, 2013
This has taken it to far. Nothing funny about this at all. After the first sentence I stopped reading, nobody wants to read that crap. I will bypass your threads from now on. Bye

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