Becoming illegal....the benefits,,,,,...

Becoming illegal....the benefits,,,,,,,,,,,

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Kaye

Wylie, TX

#1 Jul 11, 2007
Becoming illegal....the benefits,,,,,,,,,,

I don't know if this is true, but it gives you something to think about.

Let's not forget that you can get a credit card without a social
security number through Bank of America,,,,,,,,,,

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter an Iowa resident sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 HartSenateOfficeBuilding

WashingtonDC, 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to
determine
the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S.Citizen to
illegal alien stems from the bill which was
recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my
understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal
alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to
do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for
three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I
am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes
in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I
have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant
figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to
her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for
many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those
burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given
that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the
necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your
assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Ruppert
Burlington, IA
go home please

Denton, TX

#2 Jul 14, 2007
Thats good, ilike that!
tsk tsk tsk

Dallas, TX

#3 Oct 15, 2008
stereotyping - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Not all illegal aliens abuse the system just like not all white people get away with speeding tickets. It's funny to me how quickly some people jump at forming stereotypes about others but are rarely able to accept them themselves. After 9/11 all Arab people were looked at as terrorists but did everyone fear white people as terrorists after the Oklahoma City bombing? Nope, because majority rules.

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