Traffic update near St.Marys Rd.?

Traffic update near St.Marys Rd.?

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fatboy

United States

#1 Jan 25, 2013
Whatis / has happened ? The fire dept./ police dept. have been up on this area for hours. The access rds are block. Some say the electric lines are down. Did somes auto hit a power line pole?

“Commander & Chef”

Since: Sep 11

Saint Marys, GA

#2 Jan 25, 2013
Can you give a bit better location?
Maybe a cross street?

“Master o Public Administration”

Since: Oct 10

St. Marys, GA

#3 Jan 26, 2013
Apparently not.
The Chief

Dornsife, PA

#4 Jan 26, 2013
fatboy wrote:
Whatis / has happened ? The fire dept./ police dept. have been up on this area for hours. The access rds are block. Some say the electric lines are down. Did somes auto hit a power line pole?
We had received several 911 calls from Mr. Julian Moreno concerning a white Ford Econoline window van occupied by two "scuzzy" white men, druggie types, casing out his neighborhood. During the most recent call from Mr. Moreno, he assured us that the van was still in his subdivision.

We cordoned off the area out to St. Marys Road and stopped all traffic. We put officers out in riot gear on foot and compressed the perimeter. As we were approaching Victorias Circle, we spotted the white window van with two scuzzy suspects inside. With AR-15s on ready, 16 officers of the St. Marys PD SWAT team overcame the van and extracted the scuzzy suspects.

After reading the suspects their rights and transporting them to the interrogation complex, the two gentlemen convinced us that their coon hound had gone missing from an overnight coon hunt in the wooded area between St. Marys and Kings Bay Roads.

A friend of theirs who lives on Victorias Circle had called them after having spotted the dog roaming the neighborhood. The scuzzy suspects were merely looking for their dog.

After telling the "hunters" that it was illegal to discharge a weapon inside city limits, the gentlemen produced an ingenious device on the end of a pole that they use for snaring the coon and yanking him out of the tree.

The men were then released with our sincere apologies.

haha

United States

#5 Jan 26, 2013
That sounds exactly like something the chief would say!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
big dog

Dornsife, PA

#6 Jan 26, 2013
The Chief wrote:
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We had received several 911 calls from Mr. Julian Moreno concerning a white Ford Econoline window van occupied by two "scuzzy" white men, druggie types, casing out his neighborhood. During the most recent call from Mr. Moreno, he assured us that the van was still in his subdivision.
We cordoned off the area out to St. Marys Road and stopped all traffic. We put officers out in riot gear on foot and compressed the perimeter. As we were approaching Victorias Circle, we spotted the white window van with two scuzzy suspects inside. With AR-15s on ready, 16 officers of the St. Marys PD SWAT team overcame the van and extracted the scuzzy suspects.
After reading the suspects their rights and transporting them to the interrogation complex, the two gentlemen convinced us that their coon hound had gone missing from an overnight coon hunt in the wooded area between St. Marys and Kings Bay Roads.
A friend of theirs who lives on Victorias Circle had called them after having spotted the dog roaming the neighborhood. The scuzzy suspects were merely looking for their dog.
After telling the "hunters" that it was illegal to discharge a weapon inside city limits, the gentlemen produced an ingenious device on the end of a pole that they use for snaring the coon and yanking him out of the tree.
The men were then released with our sincere apologies.
Mr. Moreno can sleep well tonight.

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