Jesse's Big Plans
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Jesse biggest fan

New York, NY

#1 Jan 14, 2013
Jesse Martinez has publically stated one of the first things he wants to do if he’s ever elected is audit all of the town's government jobs to "justify their existence". Believe it or not, that’s one of his top priorities. Audit the town's jobs. Jesse Martinez, the job promiser, wants to audit the town’s jobs. It's not too hard to read between the lines on this one to know that he wants to fire current town workers and hire his buddies (which he's openly promising jobs to around town). Jesse, if you want us to believe you’ll do a legitimate audit of government jobs in town, you can’t go around Melrose telling people you’ll give them government jobs if you’re elected. Does that make sense to you?

Summarizing Jesse Martinez’s rhetoric:
“There are too many illegitimate government workers in Melrose Park, I will fire them! Now, what job do you want? And you? And what about you? And what job can I offer you? We need to get rid of all of these unqualified Melrose Park workers! And what job can I offer you? And you? What’s that - you don’t think you’re qualified for a government job, well… take one anyway. You don’t even have to show up to your new government jobs I’m handing out – I don’t show up to mine!… Anyways, we need to get rid of all the current Melrose Park government workers! Yea, they’re not working hard enough! Okay, I need to get into the office, I’ve been on the clock all morning, don’t tell anyone.”

Jesse Martinez – this guy is a walking punchline! He's the gift that keeps on giving.
Melrose

Chicago, IL

#2 Jan 14, 2013
Real funny, not. Don't quit your day job. Another Serpico follwer just running his mouth w lies.
LOL

New York, NY

#3 Jan 14, 2013
Stop hating on Jesse. You guys are jealous LOL!
resident 2256

Glen Ellyn, IL

#4 Jan 14, 2013
If he wins and puts his people in place GOD BLESS HIM. That's what happens with politics.. The people always take care of the people who helped them.. It has been that way FOREVER!! The whole issue is if he is qualified.. From the research I've done it does not look that way.. The current Mayor has some black marks as well.. Again WILL SOMEONE please find a REAL canidate. Is Jesse the best person? I guess you don't really know.. Change is a scary thing sometimes.. Untill the Latino community finds someone whom is qualified nothing is gonna happen. Jesse cannot win because the latino vote is divided. He needs all of it to even have a chance.. Numbers don't lie.. There are only so many voters and unless he can win 95% of the latin vote there is really nothing to talk about..
cant wait

United States

#5 Jan 14, 2013
Melrose wrote:
Real funny, not. Don't quit your day job. Another Serpico follwer just running his mouth w lies.
everyone that doesn't agree with Martinez and his girls, according to his volunteers is either: on the payrol, a mexican sellout, or a racist. That is ridiculous!! So you people are the only ones with a mind of there own?! I am not any of these!! Your whole campaign is a joke! I am guilty of not voting every election, but this time around I will be the first in line!!!!
Mel

Chicago, IL

#6 Jan 14, 2013
Bottom line, nothing Martinez says or does carries weight. Bunch of bologna!
Mota is next

Melrose Park, IL

#7 Jan 14, 2013
Arturo is the next Hispanic mayor for Melrose, only when Serpico retires or resigns will he campaign for the mayors position! Jesse is never going to win. I feel bad, bcuz RMP work so hard!
MELROSE

Chicago, IL

#8 Jan 14, 2013
Anyone would b better than the current bunch of nobody's trying to run Vs Serpico! What have they ever done for our town? NOTHING
Geezzzz

Chicago, IL

#9 Jan 14, 2013
Mota! Lmfao I love this place. That's why I come here to get a good laugh, thanks buddy. Better of with Frankie Urso!! Lmao
Bobby

Chicago, IL

#10 Jan 14, 2013
Mota!? NO way
AOK with Abruzzo

Villa Park, IL

#11 Jan 14, 2013
You can't go wrong with Abruzzo. Abruzzo for Mayor! He's like Chuck Norris man.
that will b a negative!

Melrose Park, IL

#12 Jan 14, 2013
Ah hells no for Abruzzo! He is such a kid, who still parties like a teenager. He still has lots of growing up to do! Don't make me laugh!
Abruzzo for Mayor

Villa Park, IL

#13 Jan 14, 2013
So what he's single, young, handsome and rich. He can buy me a drink any day. He will be our Mayor!
cutest 4 mayor!

Bellwood, IL

#16 Jan 15, 2013
If the election depended on looks to win, Jiame Anguiano would win hands down!
cutest for mayor

United States

#17 Jan 15, 2013
I guess no one disagrees, Anguiano has the looks! lmao!
Abruzzo for Mayor

Villa Park, IL

#18 Jan 15, 2013
cutest for mayor wrote:
I guess no one disagrees, Anguiano has the looks! lmao!
No way. You can't lose with Abruzz-o. Italian Stallion not latino heat.
beaf eater

Melrose Park, IL

#19 Jan 15, 2013
The rumor is abbruzo is the most interesting man in the world. He uses sex panthor. Ron burgandy
Big Plans

Des Plaines, IL

#20 Jan 19, 2013
Mexicans get everything
none

Naperville, IL

#21 Jan 20, 2013
no plans
Jesses College Education

Chicago, IL

#22 Jan 20, 2013
Jesse has said his top priority is to cut Melrose Park's debt. Jesse, during a recession, there are plenty issues that take priority over cutting local debt. Balancing a budget is one thing, but cutting debt during a recession sounds like something... well it sounds like something a proud DeVry grad would suggest.
1) It means he would have to raise taxes (as if times aren't hard enough).
2) It means he wouldn't take necessary action to spend money and secure our town. What type of actions am I referring to you might ask. Well he wouldn't have pushed for the town to purchase the condos on Division and 24th. And why was Serpico purchasing those condos a good move you might ask? Because it blocks more investors from coming into Melrose Park and turning more real estate into Section 8 housing.
These investors turning our town's real estate into Section 8 housing is what is crippling our town. This is why crime is up and why last week's tragic murder occurred. Serpico understands this and is taking the necessary steps to block it. The biggest step being the purchase of the condos on 24th and Lake. Would Jesse do the same? No! Because Jesse read a book at DeVry that said debt is bad. And so now that's his top priority. If Jesse was mayor (good god just writing that hypothetical intro made me cringe), he would be so clueless that he would welcome in investors from anywhere - I mean we HAVE to get this town out of debt by any means necessary right Jesse?
What Jesse doesn't understand is that when the country is working through a recession, the LAST thing local government needs to do is raise taxes and aggressively try to get the town out of debt. What local government SHOULD do is focus on BALANCING their budget and SECURING their town from further infiltration of poverty. And as the country, state, and town bounces out of recession, THEN the town should focus on taking the steps to run a surplus budget and take the town out of debt.
Jesse, go back to DeVry and read another book.

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