Billerica Moose Lodge to open

Nearly three years after its inception, Billerica's chapter of the Loyal Order of the Moose is getting ready to open the doors to its brand new lodge on Boston Road.

[sigh]

....just what Billerica needs, another watering hole!

[brian the dog]

the jimma will be there doing some serious high speed gootching.

[jeffe]

brian the dog wrote:

the jimma will be there doing some serious high speed gootching.

What is a "jimma" and what is "gootching"?

[Jerry Fletcher]

brian the dog wrote:

the jimma will be there doing some serious high speed gootching.

And make his getaway in one of his high speed boats down the Concord River. Gootch, Gootch, Gootch!!

[brian the dog]

Jerry Fletcher wrote:

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And make his getaway in one of his high speed boats down the Concord River. Gootch, Gootch, Gootch!!

thank you jerry. when i run for sheriff agaist the jimma you will be rewarded with a position in my cabinet.
gootching young fella is drinking alcohol stooge style. as the booze rapidly goes down your throat it should sound like a guitar being plucked. that my friend is gootchin'.the jimma is more of a high speed gootcher whereas he can kill off a 30 pack in about 8 minutes.

[bullwinkle]

Hopefully the moose club wont be as shady as some of the other animal themed clubs in town.

[Crazy-Too]

bullwinkle wrote:

Hopefully the moose club wont be as shady as some of the other animal themed clubs in town.

No need to worry about that. The Billerica Police will be parked at Stans waiting to pull over every drunk driver that pulls out of there.

[Chea]

Thank god! There are tons of children in that area and I would hate to see any "accidents" take place!!!
We could use some class in this area, let's try our best to provide that!

[Lowell Politics Stink]

Another smoke filled hole

[Chea]

Let's hope it's a little nicer than that . . there's no smoking in buildings anymore thank god. I'm sure the local police will stay on top of things there.

[Shaleigh Coleman]

HHAahhAHHHHahahaahha.
BILLERICA...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bill Rica]

Chea wrote:

I'm sure the local police will stay on top of things there.

Sure thang. The BPD will be on top of it alright. They'll pull up a stool and knock em back.

[Chea]

It's things like that - that make people think Billerica's a joke. So sad.

[Skinny Legs]

brian the dog wrote:

<quoted text>gootching young fella is drinking alcohol stooge style. as the booze rapidly goes down your throat it should sound like a guitar being plucked. that my friend is gootchin'.the jimma is more of a high speed gootcher whereas he can kill off a 30 pack in about 8 minutes.

That explains why half the wives from Billerica are running to Lowell and hitting the bars there. Don't even need a room, a back seat will do just fine for them. Sorry folks, see it happen all the time.

[MrMillCity_dot_c om]

Chea wrote:

It's things like that - that make people think Billerica's a joke. So sad.

...amoung other things.

[Lowell Politics Stink]

It's a private club smoking is allowed in private clubs therefore a new smoky hole in Billerica.

[Huh]

Skinny Legs wrote:

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That explains why half the wives from Billerica are running to Lowell and hitting the bars there. Don't even need a room, a back seat will do just fine for them. Sorry folks, see it happen all the time.

Well the other half of the wives are home with their kids baking cookies so whats your point? Maybe if the other half of husbands in Billerica were any good they wouldnt have to travel!

[North Billerica]

The Moose Looks nice inside - that's about it. The bar manager spends his days at the V....hey -- maybe that is why the Moose isn't open yet !! COME ON !

[Mink]

Why is it Billerica has so many drunks living there?

[Skinny Legs]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>Well the other half of the wives are home with their kids baking cookies so whats your point?

Isn't that special.