I havent farted in days

I havent farted in days

Posted in the Winnfield Forum

ripper

Humble, TX

#1 Aug 5, 2013
I need relief, does anyone know of anything that will help me fart? I've tried everything.
el beano

United States

#2 Aug 5, 2013
ripper wrote:
I need relief, does anyone know of anything that will help me fart? I've tried everything.
Try bean dip or any Mexican dish for that matter, any of the crap from taco bell usually blows it right out of me.
Speedy Gonzales

United States

#3 Aug 6, 2013
LMAO
el beano

Tyler, TX

#4 Aug 7, 2013
Any relief? Ripper. You try taco bell? Keep us posted.
Had it

Marion, LA

#5 Aug 17, 2013
Go to Medicine Shoppe and get you a bottle of Magnesium Citrate. Sit on the commode and chug the bottle. Make sure to have a 12 pk of Charmin, bottled water, and a good book with you.

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

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#6 Aug 18, 2013
try a hard boiled egg, raw brocolli and a beer.
zipper

San Jose, CA

#7 Aug 18, 2013
ill stick my thing up your butt and nut in your butt so you can fart and clear it out
frogface

Winnfield, LA

#8 Aug 24, 2013
Maybe you have advanced to the level of farting without thought. Few people reach this level
of bodily control. Able to accomplish other tasks
while passing gas. Talking, walking, even writing bullcrap on topix. The naive and youthful innocent only dream about it.

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

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#9 Aug 24, 2013
fleets anyone?
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#10 Aug 25, 2013
Brussel sprouts
guest

Natchitoches, LA

#11 Aug 25, 2013
Mary's still open? if so go there for relief...

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#12 Aug 25, 2013
beer and brocolli and the hard boiled egg is still your best bet.

try raisins

“& My Favorite Dog Muttley ”

Level 10

Since: Nov 07

Myrtle Beach, SC

#13 Aug 27, 2013
Lima Beans always make me a tad bit gassy!:)

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