Charlie

Bossier City, LA

#1 Sep 15, 2008
A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
mygoodness

United States

#2 Sep 15, 2008
thats a good one:):):):) thanks charlie
Charlie

Bossier City, LA

#3 Sep 15, 2008
Boudreaux and his wife Clotile lived on a little farm outside Mamou. One day
Clotile said, "Mais, Boudreaux, you have to get rid of dat dog. All he does
is lie under the front porch and turn over da trash cans." Boudreaux said,
"Okay. Cher. I'll get rid of him." He put him in the pickup, drove down the
road a couple of miles and dumped him out.

He drove home and in a few minutes the dog showed up. So he put him back in
the truck, drove several more miles and dumped him out. After getting back
home, the dog showed up again. Clotile said, "You have to take him out and
drive around and around a lot in circles, den dump him out. dat way he won't
know da way home.

" Boudreaux said, "You some smart, Clotile, and dat's why I married you."
Boudreaux took the dog, drove all around and zigzagged a lot then dumped the
dog out. He started back home but pulled over and parked and called Clotile
on his cell phone. "Has dat dog come back yet?" Clotile answered "Yes, he
just came in." Boudreaux said, "Well, put him up to da phone - I'm lost."
mygoodness

United States

#4 Sep 15, 2008
omg charlie....im rolling on the floor laughing my butt off....:):) thanks;)
funny

Atlanta, GA

#5 Sep 15, 2008
Charlie you are doing very good tonight, I needed those laughs !!Thanks, I have missed you humor

“I'm here”

Level 6

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#6 Sep 17, 2008
YOu made my day
HaHa

Mount Pleasant, TX

#7 Sep 21, 2008
Funny stuff!!!

“Good News Travels Fast”

Since: Jan 11

Parts Unknown

#8 Feb 25, 2013
funny
Bad Boy

United States

#9 Feb 25, 2013
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

A pick pocket snatches watches
smar tass

Pineville, LA

#10 Feb 25, 2013
two little fish were swimming and hit a stone wall, the first fish said, "dam".
smar tass

Bentley, LA

#11 Mar 3, 2013
two men walked into a bar, why didn't the second man duck?

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