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Pineville, LA

#1 May 12, 2012
There is flattery in friendship.
William Shakespear

“I AM YOUR DOCTOR”

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Since: Nov 11

NOW PLEASE PAY YOUR BILL

#2 May 12, 2012
I tried on the farmer's hat, Didn't fit... A little too small - just a bit Too floppy..... I tried on the summer sun, Felt good. Nice and warm -- knew it would. Tried the grass beneath bare feet, Felt neat. Finally, finally felt well dressed, Nature's clothes fit me best.

Shel Silverstein (1932 - 1999)
Interesting

United States

#3 May 13, 2012
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.".-Albert Einstein

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#4 May 13, 2012
I thought this thread said Winnfield Cuties...?

“Good News Travels Fast”

Since: Jan 11

Parts Unknown

#5 May 16, 2012
"An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters,"....Henry Clay
Just me

Pineville, LA

#6 May 16, 2012
ElephantFly wrote:
"An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters,"....Henry Clay
Let me guess... you are a history buff

“Good News Travels Fast”

Since: Jan 11

Parts Unknown

#7 May 17, 2012
Just me wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me guess... you are a history buff
Not really, just a big dumb elephant.

“I am telling you what to think”

Level 5

Since: Oct 11

NOT HERE,

#8 May 17, 2012
I've been around a long time, and life still has a whole lot of surprises for me.---Country singer who is over 60 yrs old.
bbccddee

Jena, LA

#9 May 17, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
I've been around a long time, and life still has a whole lot of surprises for me.---Country singer who is over 60 yrs old.
I would love to meet you and elephant

“I am telling you what to think”

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NOT HERE,

#10 May 22, 2012
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain
nutti buddy

Hessmer, LA

#11 May 22, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Mark Twain
Two animals met in the forest. One said to the other, "I'm blind what kind of animal are you?" The other replied "I don't know, I'm blind too."
The first animal suggested they take turns feeling and describing each other to try to work out what they were.
First animal: "Let's see now, you have long ears, a fluffy tail, nice fur all over."
Second animal: "Fur, long ears, fluffy tail - why, I'm a rabbit. At last I know what I am. Now it's your turn. Hmm, you're long, smooth, slippery, and covered in diamond shapes."
First animal: "Smooth, slippery, covered in diamonds? Oh no, I'm a televangelist!"
nutti buddi

Hessmer, LA

#12 May 22, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
I've been around a long time, and life still has a whole lot of surprises for me.---Country singer who is over 60 yrs old.
Three old men on the golf course,
(Each had trouble hearing well)
Were playing a round on a breezy day,
When one blew over and fell.
"Windy, isn't it?" said one of them,
While helping the other to rise.
"No, it's Thursday," said the second man.
And they walked off to exercise.
The third man had listened intently; Wolves and Liars
My five year-old-son, he lies a lot,
And I wanted it to end,
So I told him about the boy who cried "wolf!"
Hoping he would comprehend.
"He kept crying 'wolf!' when there was no wolf,"
I told my son, whom I adore.
"When the wolf came to eat him, he called for help,
But no one listened anymore."
My son's eyes grew wide; It looked like he got it;
My heart was all aglow.
But he dashed my hopes when he nodded and said,
"I was eaten by a wolf once, you know."

“I am telling you what to think”

Level 5

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NOT HERE,

#13 May 23, 2012
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
wolf van snodden

Pollock, LA

#14 May 23, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
You know I met mark twain once.

“I am telling you what to think”

Level 5

Since: Oct 11

NOT HERE,

#15 May 24, 2012
And yet this person is the hero of his own life story.
unknown
fourbyfour

Pineville, LA

#16 May 26, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
And yet this person is the hero of his own life story.
unknown
I have noticed you only post when you get to work... true.....?
fourbyfour

Pineville, LA

#17 May 26, 2012
snakeyes ninetynine wrote:
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
A little poem for you my friend...

The Duel
by Eugene Field (1850-1895)

The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
'T was half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t' other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.
(I was n't there; I simply state
What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)

The gingham dog went "Bow-wow-wow!"
And the calico cat replied "Mee-ow!"
The air was littered, an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney-place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!
(Now mind: I 'm only telling you
What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)

The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed, "Oh, dear! what shall we do!"
But the gingham dog and the calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever saw---
And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew!
(Don't fancy I exaggerate---
I got my news from the Chinese plate!)

Next morning, where the two had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole that pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!
(The old Dutch clock it told me so,
And that is how I came to know.)
markt sister

Pineville, LA

#18 May 26, 2012
ElephantFly wrote:
<quoted text>
Not really, just a big dumb elephant.
Elephants do not forget.....

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
*
(Mark Twain )
markt sister

Pineville, LA

#19 May 26, 2012
fourbyfour wrote:
<quoted text>
I have noticed you only post when you get to work... true.....?
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
*
(Mark Twain )
sister sue

Pineville, LA

#20 May 26, 2012
bbccddee wrote:
<quoted text>

I would love to meet you and elephant
Me too, why hide behind this site? Let us meet and talk.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
*
(Winston Churchill)

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