Do you know a cop name from city police
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#1 May 22, 2012
I really need know this cop name from Winnfield City Police . He white , Tall , Skinny and he have blond hair and he young guy. he drive a K-9 unit van .
#2 May 22, 2012
She be lookin'
#3 May 22, 2012
Like what u mean?? It not that I'm looking for him. It just that he didn't do a report last month about a kid that y i need his name so i deal with that with a lawyer . That all i need . But it cool if ppls don't give me his name cause I will go straight to police and get it myself or my laywer will .
#4 May 22, 2012
It's the middle of summer and a Highway Patrolman pulls over a motorist for speeding. While he's writing the ticket, flies keep buzzing around his head, annoying him considerably.
"Circle flies sure are bad this year, aren't they?" says the motorist.
"Yeah," says the patrolman, "if that's what these are, you're sure right. But I've never heard of a circle fly before. What's that?"
"Well," the motorist responds, "circle flies are a species of fly that are particularly partial to horses. Specifically, they tend to circle around a horse's rear end. That's why they call 'em circle flies."
The patrolman, catching the implication, replies, "You don't say. Well, that's very interesting. But it strikes me that you might be trying to call me a horse's ass. You wouldn't be making that kind of implication about an officer of the law, would you?"
"Oh, no sir!" responds the motorist. "No, sir, not at all. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement officers, and would never dream of implying that one of them was a horse's ass. No, sir, I'm terribly sorry if that's how it sounded."
"Yeah, I didn't think so," replied the patrolman.
"Yeah," the motorist continued, "but there's just no fooling those circle flies, is there?"
#6 Jun 19, 2012
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