Sorry, I'm confused. Did you say that your wife had a blood stain on her pants from her period? but your face covers it?I was coming out on the smoke shop when one of ladies from Angies Diner came in. I held the door for her. I couldn't help but noticed she had a huge blood splatter on her ass! I didn't want to say anything, but my wife told her she 'sat on something'. The lady said 'nope! Got my period! My apron covers it so it's ok. The male customers like my musk!'
That's some nasty shit.
The fat slob at Early Birds would wear her apron to cover up her skid marks on her butt.