What's going on in Willow Springs?
willow 4 life

Justice, IL

#21 Jun 20, 2010
i heard through the willow pipeline that the mayor may have had something to do with the constant power outages over the past couple weeks. this is a man i was planning on supporting during his wrestling career. Id like to see him in the ring against stone cold steve austin or the undertaker atleast
Doggie monster

Chicago, IL

#22 Jun 20, 2010
i heard the same news thru the willow pipeline, i heard he has a remote on off switch that controlls all the power in willow springs and he can turn it on or off when he pleases. hes a powerful guy. rumor has it hes working on getting the same remote switch for Justice. He's gonna take over the world one town at a time. I hope he doesn't unionize the midget wrestlers, that will bring the price of tickets up. last midget wrestling standing 2010!
Littleguys bro

Chicago, IL

#23 Jun 21, 2010
I'm on board with midget wrestling. My brother is a midget, we call them little people. He's a tough little guy. He's 3'4" but one tough little guy. He doesn't have any feet but he can dance like a silly little guy. He can do the irish jig like a guy with feet. When he drinks he dances on top of his head, its kinda flat. I can get him to open the show for the midget wrestlers, a couple Yagerbombers and he's good to go. I'll bet he'd challenge the mayor to a couple rounds in the ring. I think they might be the same height. It would be a good match. Lets get the show going.
willowbillie

AOL

#24 Jun 22, 2010
This is taking off like wildfire...I have heard a couple other towns have little short mayors too. I have tryed to contact the Willow Springs special events commitee, it would be great to compeate against other towns Miget Wrestlers. The TV exposure will bring in lots of $$$$. Those Little people like to drink, and party til there little pants fall off!!!

If possible I would like to meet up with 'Little guys bro'. I am a very nice girl and would love to meet your brother....he sounds HOT. I will meet you for a drink after my shift (Yes- I'm a UPS gal). I am ready for "little" ACTION.

Pint Sized Brawlers-would you sponser our bowling league?
CC RIDER

Chicago, IL

#25 Jun 23, 2010
Cool this could be one hot summer. Midget wrestling. hot chicks in bikinis, cold brew. What could be better. How do we get it started. Call whoever we have too, call the governor, the mayor the president. lets get this going. I love the name gremlin. I wish it was my nickname. By the way how short is the Mayor? seriously how short is he? I'm 5'4 can I wrestle one of the bikini girls? I have all my teeth.
crack pipe

South Bend, IN

#26 Jun 23, 2010
Inbreeding. Thats whats going on in Willow Springs.
Holy Cow

Chicago, IL

#27 Jun 23, 2010
Na it's not inbreeding. It's the water, I was told it's always been the water that's why they are so goofy. Thank goodness I in live in Sterling Estates, I'm safe from all the crazies from Willow Springs. I was told they are even crazier in Hodgkins
Skeptic

Chicago, IL

#28 Jun 24, 2010
I blame it on the aliens who started a colony in willow springs. Oh yae they look like us, underneath the disguise they are creatures from outer space. They live among us. Many of the people who run the town are aliens from outer space. They brain wash humans who do their dirty work. There are at least 50 of them living in town. Aliens are taking over willow springs
willow 4 life

Justice, IL

#29 Jun 24, 2010
Yes i also heard that too. they all work down old tech air lane. they even protested for higher wages. illegal aliens
Doggie monster

Chicago, IL

#30 Jun 24, 2010
Lets get midget wrestling going. If we wait some other town is going to steal our idea. Call the Mayor, call whoever to get the show going. Last midget wrestling standing 2010. I see bundles of cash for willow springs. The Mayor could be the main event. we should try to lure some big name midget to wrestle the mayor for charity. any suggestions of a big name midget?
Shanker

Chicago, IL

#31 Jun 26, 2010
we need Johnie Lynn to come back and save willow springs. Where are you Johnie Lynn. willow springs needs you. Bring back Sonny to help you, turn this town around, save willow springs with your keen intelligence and fine leadership skills. Johnie you are a super hero.
Willowbillie

AOL

#32 Jun 28, 2010
My parents say I was conceived in Red Gate Woods, and now I hear about Argonne dumped some experiments gone wrong there. This is scary stuff...white deer- Miget Mayors, all good background for our reality show...
Blo hole

Chicago, IL

#33 Jul 6, 2010
I saw midget wrstling at a bar up north just this 4th July wekend. It was the cast of pint sized brawlers, man what a good time, the midget wrestlers are talented, They can wrestle and drink beer. They are chick magnets. Mr. Mayor don't let this opportunity pass by, you can put willow springs on the map. I had a great time, You'd be a perfect competitor for the brawlers you're about the same height. Man what a rockin time. The midget wrestlers have groupies of hot women who follow them around to all their shows. I talked with a couple wrestlers and they have extra costumes so don't worry they will set you up with a cool cape and mask. I told them about your stage name Gremlin they loved it. They asked if you get silly and I told them I think you did.They have a shtick set up for you, they will give you a beer and the beer will make you silly and you'll turn into a terrorizing gremlin, it's kinda like how you are as the mayor. You won't need any practice cuz you have the shtick down from the years as mayor. You are perfect for the part of gremlin. You are a natural gremlin.
blow me and ill blow you

Justice, IL

#34 Jul 6, 2010
this midget stuff is boring already we need some new material. this midget wrestling will never happen
Unknown

Chicago, IL

#35 Jul 10, 2010
Wheres Johnny Lynn been? I heard rumors he moved to Barcelona Spain and is working as a waiter.
willowbilee

AOL

#36 Jul 10, 2010
Believe me there is nothing boring about Midget wrestling...it is never too late to get it going. These guys may be little but they move, and with skill. The mini-mayor is part of an elite group beacause he is so so powerful, after all, we heard about him having control of the electric in Willow Springs...Remember Tarnos Grove, didn't they have wrestling there at one time?...Thank goodness our mayor is short, if he was regular we wouldn't be able to be part of this phenomonemon. Did I hear through the pipeline Johnnie Lynn is his manager...smart move, Johnnie Lynn's talents are wasted since he got fired...this is a good move. Maybe a fundraiser so he dont have to borrow the cape and mask, they could have koodies if someone eles wore them.
Dexter Morgan

Chicago, IL

#37 Jul 13, 2010
I guess the midget wrestling thing is dead on arrival, What about Lesbian Kareokee? Lesbians are definetly in right now. Let's see if we can get this going, I think it might be a money maker for Willow Springs.
willow boy

La Grange Park, IL

#38 Jul 28, 2010
Doggie monster wrote:
i heard the same news thru the willow pipeline, i heard he has a remote on off switch that controlls all the power in willow springs and he can turn it on or off when he pleases. hes a powerful guy. rumor has it hes working on getting the same remote switch for Justice. He's gonna take over the world one town at a time. I hope he doesn't unionize the midget wrestlers, that will bring the price of tickets up. last midget wrestling standing 2010!
that switch has been in this town over 50 years. the switch used to be located in the old police station where first merrit bank is now. the police used it to turn lhe lights off before the liquor/prostitution raids back in the 40`s.
what next

Chicago, IL

#39 Sep 16, 2011
it was time that the only thing you buy in willow springs was liquor, women and the police. Now you can buy fire trucks, show me the money
Larry Fine

United States

#40 Jun 29, 2012
Theres been a bunch of day time home robberies by nolton avenue and the cops are baffled. maybe they will hand out flyers at the car show.

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