i eat my own poo
poo man

Prestonsburg, KY

#1 Jun 30, 2011
I woke up 6:30 this morning took a crap in a frying pan fried my turd on the stove ate it for breakfast and washed it down with a cold glass of ice pee yummy sure enough was some good eating
loulou

Mentor, OH

#2 Jun 30, 2011
poo man wrote:
I woke up 6:30 this morning took a crap in a frying pan fried my turd on the stove ate it for breakfast and washed it down with a cold glass of ice pee yummy sure enough was some good eating
I prefer urinade :)
Don

Elyria, OH

#3 Jul 10, 2011
poo man wrote:
I woke up 6:30 this morning took a crap in a frying pan fried my turd on the stove ate it for breakfast and washed it down with a cold glass of ice pee yummy sure enough was some good eating
Maybe you should make a resraunt to serve your poo and hope the people who work in our messed up courts and government come to eat there , iam willing to pay for all the poo value meals for our government and court people fo eat.
loulou

United States

#4 Jul 10, 2011
Don wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe you should make a resraunt to serve your poo and hope the people who work in our messed up courts and government come to eat there , iam willing to pay for all the poo value meals for our government and court people fo eat.
I love people with a great sense of humor!
jamie penfold

UK

#5 Oct 31, 2011
lol ppl think im joking, but one morning after a night out in basildon, i woke up to the screams of my daugther. Anyway i ignored her because i saw my dog eating its own poo, a bit confused i throught i would try it myself. And yes it was strange but nice. So ever since i moved into my council property in noak bridge in basildon i just cant stop eating my own poo and my dogs, sometimes i even mix the 2 for a treat. Ive been thinking about seeing if my daughter would like it. It sure would save money on breakfast.
Joe

Waynesburg, PA

#6 Nov 5, 2011
jamie penfold wrote:
lol ppl think im joking, but one morning after a night out in basildon, i woke up to the screams of my daugther. Anyway i ignored her because i saw my dog eating its own poo, a bit confused i throught i would try it myself. And yes it was strange but nice. So ever since i moved into my council property in noak bridge in basildon i just cant stop eating my own poo and my dogs, sometimes i even mix the 2 for a treat. Ive been thinking about seeing if my daughter would like it. It sure would save money on breakfast.
I think I just lost my breakfast.
loulou

United States

#7 Nov 7, 2011
Joe wrote:
<quoted text>I think I just lost my breakfast.
Hahaha
Sandra

Kamloops, Canada

#8 Jul 25, 2012
Ur freakinh sick
TurdKnockerCharm

Pasadena, MD

#9 Aug 7, 2012
Yummy...Sounds very tasty. I usually drop a heavy load of crap in a Tupperware container, refrigerate it overnight then flavor it with a bit of Merlot or Cabernet...Set your oven on 350 and bake 20-25 minutes. Just make sure you don't have Hot Sauce or Peppers the night before! Enjoy!
loulou

Mentor, OH

#10 Sep 24, 2012
TurdKnockerCharm wrote:
Yummy...Sounds very tasty. I usually drop a heavy load of crap in a Tupperware container, refrigerate it overnight then flavor it with a bit of Merlot or Cabernet...Set your oven on 350 and bake 20-25 minutes. Just make sure you don't have Hot Sauce or Peppers the night before! Enjoy!
That's freaking awesome!
Dovey

Willoughby, OH

#11 Oct 15, 2012
poo man wrote:
I woke up 6:30 this morning took a crap in a frying pan fried my turd on the stove ate it for breakfast and washed it down with a cold glass of ice pee yummy sure enough was some good eating
You make me sick! Sorry but I am a lady and the last thing I want to discuss is crap! Ok well I guess I just found this place and now I am already sick of it and ready to leave...BYE!!!
loulou

Cleveland, OH

#12 Oct 20, 2012
Dovey wrote:
<quoted text>You make me sick! Sorry but I am a lady and the last thing I want to discuss is crap! Ok well I guess I just found this place and now I am already sick of it and ready to leave...BYE!!!
Hahahaha you say the last thing you want to talk about is crap yet you took time to reply to me about that very thing hahahahahahhhh
Butter

Pasadena, MD

#14 Jan 13, 2013
Yeah. I am been eating dog poop recently. Easy to find with all the parks around. Lots of different flavors, as well. It's a nice change from my own blend!
Adolf

Pasadena, MD

#15 Jan 22, 2013
In Germany, we all eat our own shit. It's pretty good with a glass of beer. Afterward, we all sit around and smoke cigars waiting for out turds to drop.
skeedle

Kansas City, MO

#17 Feb 6, 2014
Nasty...nasty...nasty...nasty. .....nasty people.
wth

Summersville, WV

#18 Mar 25, 2014
That's just gross ...... yuck
13254eve

Yukon, OK

#19 Apr 14, 2014
WTF u ppl r friken crazy u guys r retarded and GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
gfhd

London, UK

#20 Jun 6, 2014
damn it...and why would u hve ur poop...dont u hve enough food at home..!!
tomisito

Orlando, FL

#21 Jan 19, 2015
poo man wrote:
I woke up 6:30 this morning took a crap in a frying pan fried my turd on the stove ate it for breakfast and washed it down with a cold glass of ice pee yummy sure enough was some good eating
Sounds good I have only tried a few nuggets of mine I like it and am scared to do any more then that.
Giraffe Lover

Catonsville, MD

#23 Dec 3, 2015
I chase my dog around outside and wait for him to use my mouth as a toilet. Dog crap is actually quite tasty with a Dr. Pepper to wash it down with.

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