HOW RIGHT YOU ARE..... SO here is a joke... A man walks into a pet store and sees a talking parrot.. Seems funny and friendly.. saying words like... HOW ARE YOU..... DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY....... WELCOME HOME..... DON'T FOR GET YOUR KEYS..... The man said wow.. you are just great and paid the for the parrot and took him home.... Once he arrived home, he put the parrot in his cage... The parrot started to swear, he stared to yell out nasty words and when the man try to feed that parrot, he bit him.. The man said okay i will give him a chance to get use to the place.... But the parrot kept up swearing and once again bit the man....This man had enough. Got really mad. And put the bird in the freezer. But the man realized , i can't freeze him and let him out.... The bird was so cold, shaking, said to the man.... i am so so so sorry.. PLEASE GIVE ME another chance.. i promise i will be kind and really good.. The man said fine and put the bird back in his cage... After some time the bird ask the man, may i please ask you a question? The man said sure.. The shy little parrot ask the man.. May i ask you what the turkey did to make you sooooo, mad????Time to get back to the laughter.
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#119 Mar 16, 2011
your a reared jomar was the man
#120 Jul 19, 2011
Ripp My Brother Jomar Gomezz We All Miss Yu & Lovee Yu Yu Dnt Even Now How Muchh People Yu Have Touchedd . Yu Will Alwayss Bee Inn Myy Heartt No Matter Whtt <33 .! I Have 24 Brotherss But Yu Was The Onlyy Onee That Could Ever Understood mehh .! ii Dntt Even Noww Wht To Do Anyy Moree I Miss Yu So Muchh ,. Thiaa Onee qoess For Yuu .!
- Thiss Life Is Filled Withh Pain & Sorrow
I Always Wonder If I'll Make Throw Tomorrow . I Dont Now Wht I Am qoinq To Do , I Am Always Missinq Yu .,
I Think About The Joy, Laughts, & Tears And Try Not To Have Any Fear .
I Close My Eyes & Take A Deep Breath
But Once Aqain I Start Thinkinq Bout Your Death.
You Tould Me Yu Would Only Be qone For A While &
To Always Keep A Smile.
But Its Been Lonqer Than A While
How Yu Expect Me To Smile?:(
Iknow Yu Would Always Be In My Heart <3
But It Is Slowlly Breakinq Apartt </3
I Always Loved Havinq Yu Near & Now I Wish Yu Were Here.!
I love Yu My Brother
Aka - Xiomyyy
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