HOW RIGHT YOU ARE..... SO here is a joke... A man walks into a pet store and sees a talking parrot.. Seems funny and friendly.. saying words like... HOW ARE YOU..... DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY....... WELCOME HOME..... DON'T FOR GET YOUR KEYS..... The man said wow.. you are just great and paid the for the parrot and took him home.... Once he arrived home, he put the parrot in his cage... The parrot started to swear, he stared to yell out nasty words and when the man try to feed that parrot, he bit him.. The man said okay i will give him a chance to get use to the place.... But the parrot kept up swearing and once again bit the man....This man had enough. Got really mad. And put the bird in the freezer. But the man realized , i can't freeze him and let him out.... The bird was so cold, shaking, said to the man.... i am so so so sorry.. PLEASE GIVE ME another chance.. i promise i will be kind and really good.. The man said fine and put the bird back in his cage... After some time the bird ask the man, may i please ask you a question? The man said sure.. The shy little parrot ask the man.. May i ask you what the turkey did to make you sooooo, mad????Time to get back to the laughter.