UPDATE: Plea change set for accused arsonist

An accused arsonist who claimed multiple personality disorder after being charged in a pair of 2006 fires is expected to change her plea Wednesday.

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[Real Vermonter]

Toad?

[Shaft the Bloated Blogger]

Real Vermonter wrote:

Toad?

Looks like it's time for a reprisal of the REAl.real.vermonter's timeless classic (as sung by Willie Nelson after suitable priming):

SHAFT THE BLOATED BLOGGER
(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone

The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say

The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane

Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke

Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore

Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her ****
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap

Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane

Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain

Without her anonymity, Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave

Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

[Elmer Fudd]

Real Vermonter wrote:

Toad?

Yes, You are.

[Acme Fertilizer LLC]

Real Vermonter wrote:

Toad?

Acme Fertilizer LLC would like to thank you for your knowledge on how to spread large quantities of s* it.

[Real Vermonter]

Thank you! I appreciate all you have done for me! It's great to me me!

[Real Vermonter]

Yes! LOL!! Look at him! What a dope!

[Real Vermonter]

Not a twelve year old these days! Thats a lot more vulgar! Free samples on Main Street!

[Real Vermonter]

Where is everyone? Talking a nap so you can get up at 3am! Who needs sleep?

[Real Vermonter]

I take it better than talk it but I can do both! Yes I'm that good!

[Real Vermonter]

UPDATE: Plea change set for accused arsonist

Talk about it or stop posting on all the forums!

[Real Vermonter]

The subject of the forum is UPDATE: Plea change set for accused arsonist! If you idiots don't want to type anything even closely related why don't you go start a few more forums and stay away from the ones that contain info about news!

[Elmer Fudd]

Real Vermonter wrote:

The subject of the forum is UPDATE: Plea change set for accused arsonist! If you idiots don't want to type anything even closely related why don't you go start a few more forums and stay away from the ones that contain info about news!

Once again you are projecting your inadequacies on those you disagree with, Gary.

...and a reminder:
Are you the thread police now, Gary? That's like a felon in charge of security.

Does Wankee know about this? He is going to be very angry.