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Danger! Do not try to date DuPage County women!

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Emergency dating bulletin

Cicero, IL

#1 Jan 16, 2013
DuPage County, Illinois may seem the ideal place for single guys to hook up with the ladies, and it is quite understandable as DuPage County does have lots of young, attractive women. But be warned very seriously! Do NOT try to approach Any of them, especially to ask one out! DuPage County is a nearly bone dry social desert with extremely sparse friendliness. DuPage, and in fact women of Northern Illinois have MASSIVELY high standards! The average young Illinois woman wants the following from a boyfriend/future husband;

6 or more figure annual income

Schoolhouse sized mansion in a gated community

Luxury yacht, preferrably on Lake Michigan (though a few might accept the Mississippi River or the Illinois River)

Hundred grand Bentley

20/15 or better vision

and Tons of Endless Money left over!

For Illinois women, especially the young attractive ones, a loving, caring heart, and even physical beauty, come dead last, like the caboose on a freight train. They are literally the type of people who would prefer to marry a serial bank robber who has the devil in his heart and millions of stolen dollars in his wallet instead of a loving, caring, lower or middle class man who has the Lord in his heart and a few hundred or even thousand dollars in his wallet that were earned the fair and square way.

Although there is a silver lining to that. A few Illinois/DuPage County/Chicagoland women may fall for the nice guy, but unfortunately, in Illinois, the only women who may fall for the nice guy are the ones that are morbidly obese (300 and 400 pound ranges, some even heavier).

Guys, if you are of the "nice guy" type and looking for both physical beauty and a loving caring heart in a woman, sorry, but you will seriously need to look in another state!
He who knows

Cicero, IL

#3 Mar 14, 2013
There is yet another thing that absolutely never flies in the Illinois dating scene; malocclusion! Not only is malocclusion unattractive for Illinoisans, it is also an outward sign of a lack of extreme wealth, as indeed, braces and orthodontist appointments are very expensive.
Deodorant cologne warning

Lehigh Acres, FL

#4 Sep 1, 2015
Guys, if you are not rich and/or show even the slightest signs of not being rich, especially including but not limited to glasses/contact lenses, you better save that deodorant and cologne for when your travels take you outside the state of Illinois, for even if you wear highly attractive scents such as Old Spice deodorant and Davidoff Cool Water Cologne, those scents are like burning rubber to a DuPage County, Illinois woman!
fedupcracker

Glendale Heights, IL

#5 Sep 4, 2015
I don't care if this is fake, IT'S the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!-hey don't forget Bruut cologne..them "rich" girls love it after their done puking into their gucci purses..HA HA HAAAA
Carlos Haggard

Lehigh Acres, FL

#6 Aug 17, 2016
The dating scene in DuPage County has gotten even worse! Since the 2008 recession, many young women in the suburbs have given up on finding that doctor, lawyer, etc with the 6 figure income, that fancy Ferrari, and that giant mc mansion gained through his job. They are relocating en masse straight into Chicago's GIGANTIC hood and hooking up with callous cop killers with AK-47s, STOLEN Ferraris, STOLEN Stretch Limousines even, all of the luxuries in the world, and 8 or 9 figure annual incomes! All gained through violent crime and illegal drugs.

The most popular neighborhoods for these young women appear to include River North, Lincoln Park, Hyde Park, the South Loop area, and even Wicker Park. All of them absolute war zones of extremely bad neighborhoods! Those areas; in fact, the ENTIRE inner city of Chicago between California Avenue and the lakefront from Lawrence Avenue (4800 north) southward is absolutely over run, not just by gangs, but also by lethal, vicious, cop killing and murderous flash mobs with AK-47s. The flash mobs' most common victims are police and SWAT officers, news broadcasters, and innocent people. Pepper spray is absolutely useless against those huge mobs of hardened cop killers. Even a 12-gauge shotgun is no match for a mob of 50+ cop killers with AK-47s. And those flash mobs have been terrorizing the inner city since 2011. And many young DuPage women are flocking straight into the ghetto and hooking up with those cop killers.

River North, for example, is FAR, FAR worse than Englewood! In fact, River North is as bad as south suburban Harvey! Lincoln Park is nearly as bad as River North, too In both those areas, you can hear flash mob shootings/AK-47 sounds even as often as 20-35 minutes!. Just approaching within less than even 35 FEET of that cute looking busty babe you see over there window shopping on Michigan Avenue or tanning on Oak Street Beach, let alone trying to interact with her, is as likely to get you flattened by a bunch of AK-47s as beating a hornet's nest is likely to get you swarmed and stung by a bunch of angry hornets.

In DuPage County, approaching a woman will get you told to go away, the cold stare, and in some cases, even police involvement resulting in you spending the night in jail. In inner city Chicago aka Chiraq, approaching a woman will easily get you brutally blasted and flattened by AK-47 fire with no more than even a 5 percent chance of survival. And for your information, AK-47s are immensely lethal rifles; their rounds have an average muzzle velocity of 2,350 feet per second, or roughly 1,602 miles per hour, and can rip through steel, concrete, and even Kevlar vests and still cause death or serious injury. Look what happened to Officer Zboravan during the 1997 North Hollywood shootout!
dave f

Wheaton, IL

#7 Jun 18, 2017
This is so completely wrong it's hilarious. My wife is from Cook County, and she certainly doesn't have that high of standards(she married me). But I've dated scores of Chicagoland women before I met my wife and not all of them had as ridiculously high standards.

Have you taken a step back to think maybe it's you that's the issue?

Also, by your logic, I shouldn't even be alive to post this. I went to Lincoln Park(Fullerton and Racine area) to rent a car from a guy on getaround.com , and maybe the gangs were asleep when I went to get the car and when I went to return it, but I certainly didn't get jumped, stabbed. beaten, or flattened.
Carlos Haggard

Cicero, IL

#9 Aug 1, 2017
dave f wrote:
This is so completely wrong it's hilarious. My wife is from Cook County, and she certainly doesn't have that high of standards(she married me). But I've dated scores of Chicagoland women before I met my wife and not all of them had as ridiculously high standards.

Have you taken a step back to think maybe it's you that's the issue?

Also, by your logic, I shouldn't even be alive to post this. I went to Lincoln Park(Fullerton and Racine area) to rent a car from a guy on getaround.com , and maybe the gangs were asleep when I went to get the car and when I went to return it, but I certainly didn't get jumped, stabbed. beaten, or flattened.
Or maybe you were dating women that are 300 and 400 pounds and bigger. Because in Illinois, ONLY those kinds of women just might fall for a man with less than an 8 or 9 figure income, a huge massive luxury McMansion, a sleek, shiny, souped up luxury sports car, a massive luxury cabin cruiser, and everything.

Especially if you want a skinny woman with large boobs in DuPage County, you better have far more than just a McMansion; you better have a CASTLE, the size of Navy Pier! It better have golden spires on top, it better sit on even 75 acres of land, it better be complete with a game room, a glass atrium, an Olympic size heated swimming pool, a few hot tubs and jacuzzis, a game room, a miniature golf course, tennis ball courts, a game room, an exercise room, a home movie theater complete all the way to popcorn poppers and butter dispensers, and a lot more.

And you also better have the biggest, loudest, fastest, sleekest, and most souped up luxury sports car on the road! It better be complete with super comfortable seats that are like recliners, rear view cameras, iridescent paint with gold trim, doors that raise up in the air, V-20 engine, it better be capable of lifting about 25 feet off the pavement when going over a bridge!
Single guy

Cicero, IL

#11 Dec 15, 2017
fedupcracker wrote:
I don't care if this is fake, IT'S the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!-hey don't forget Bruut cologne..them "rich" girls love it after their done puking into their gucci purses..HA HA HAAAA
It's not fake, man! It's serious.
King Haggard

Cicero, IL

#12 Dec 15, 2017
dave f wrote:


Have you taken a step back to think maybe it's you that's the issue?
One thing I absolutely hate is when people like you torment single guys by acting like only Ted Bundy or even Timothy McVeigh would have ever failed to go on a date with a Hooters of Downers Grove waitress.

Look at that intense, raging hatred, guys! Look at it! DuPage women have their materialistic standards set through the roof, and then they ruthlessly torment every single guy who can not get a date in DuPage County, Illinois. Especially because he doesn't have the biggest, loudest, fastest, most expensive, and most souped up luxury sports car on the road, the biggest luxury McMansion in the state, and the ability to give her the entire world and the entire universe on a sparkling gold platter. Or because he won't date a morbidly obese woman. They are like bullies! No wonder you DuPage women are hated by men! And you DuPage ladies don't even deserve to even be approached.
King Haggard

Cicero, IL

#13 Dec 16, 2017
Even Illinois guys apparently love to torment less rich guys who don't have big, expensive luxury sports cars and giant McMansions. Poster Dave F easily has all of that and way far more, unless he is married to some 400-pound Jabba the Hutt woman.
dave f

Downers Grove, IL

#14 Mar 21, 2018
King Haggard wrote:
Even Illinois guys apparently love to torment less rich guys who don't have big, expensive luxury sports cars and giant McMansions. Poster Dave F easily has all of that and way far more, unless he is married to some 400-pound Jabba the Hutt woman.
You can't be more delusional if you tried. I'm not even close to having a luxury car or a McMansion.
Not a cracker

Fort Myers, FL

#15 Apr 12, 2018
fedupcracker wrote:
I don't care if this is fake, IT'S the funniest thing I've read in weeks!!-hey don't forget Bruut cologne..them "rich" girls love it after their done puking into their gucci purses..HA HA HAAAA
Guys, you don't have a big, loud, fast, expensive souped up luxury sports car and a sprawling mega mansion on 30 acres of land, and even the most popular cologne is like even burning rubber to DuPage women.
dave f

Downers Grove, IL

#16 Apr 28, 2018
Not a cracker wrote:
<quoted text>

Guys, you don't have a big, loud, fast, expensive souped up luxury sports car and a sprawling mega mansion on 30 acres of land, and even the most popular cologne is like even burning rubber to DuPage women.
Just because you keep repeating the same delusional crap doesn't make it true.

I didn't even HAVE a car when I met my wife, and now I don't even have a luxury car, and we have a modest apartment, but either:
a) You're doing something wrong on your end.
b) you're Gollum
Dating bulletin

United States

#18 Oct 5, 2018
Guys, you're in Chicagoland and want a beautiful girl, you better be able to very easily afford to live in Winnetka! Or Hunter Trails.
dave f

Downers Grove, IL

#19 Oct 5, 2018
Dating bulletin wrote:
Guys, you're in Chicagoland and want a beautiful girl, you better be able to very easily afford to live in Winnetka! Or Hunter Trails.
Sigh...we're back doing this crap again?

I'm convinced the person who is posting this nonsense(or their multiple personalities) is someone who is residing in their parents basement with a shirt covered in more cheeto dust than cotton.

While I have dated a few stuck up rich girls in my time, they certainly were not on that level. I'm also not doing to judge an entire area based on a few interactions.

I've been happily married almost 2 years now and I was living at my parents home, as was she. I didn't even drive when I met her but she accepted me as I was and now we are happily married in a modest apartment and she taught me how to drive a couple years ago.

I'm convinced that the people who are complaining that they are finding women with too high of standards aren't looking to themselves to see if maybe it's them that are having the issue. But hey, it's easier to blame others than to take some introspection to see what they could be doing wrong. With me, it was that I was dating shiftless 20 somethings with either no job and no future or no real foreseeable future. I started looking at dating 30 year olds with careers.

The third person I met after making that change, is my now wife.

For the record, my wife drives a(used) 6 year old Lexus and I drive a 20 year old Ford.
Dating bulletin

United States

#20 Oct 9, 2018
In Chicagoland, including DuPage County, Illinois, the only women that just might date a guy without a luxury McMansion and who does not drive a fancy, expensive luxury sports car are the ones that are morbidly obese. And I am literally talking women that are upwards of 300 pounds, some even pushing 450 pounds or more and look worse than Jabba the Hutt, and that extremely few if any guys would even approach at all.

In DuPage County, approaching an attractive woman can get you 55 years in prison. Only the most unattractive women, mainly the morbidly obese, and mainly the ones whose obesity is caused by glandular problems or Prader Willi Syndrome, are approachable by any measure in Chicagoland, including DuPage County.
dave f

Aurora, IL

#21 Oct 10, 2018
Dating bulletin wrote:
In Chicagoland, including DuPage County, Illinois, the only women that just might date a guy without a luxury McMansion and who does not drive a fancy, expensive luxury sports car are the ones that are morbidly obese. And I am literally talking women that are upwards of 300 pounds, some even pushing 450 pounds or more and look worse than Jabba the Hutt, and that extremely few if any guys would even approach at all.

In DuPage County, approaching an attractive woman can get you 55 years in prison. Only the most unattractive women, mainly the morbidly obese, and mainly the ones whose obesity is caused by glandular problems or Prader Willi Syndrome, are approachable by any measure in Chicagoland, including DuPage County.
Here we go again...

There are plenty of(at least the last time I was in the dating scene) attractive women in Chicagoland. I think you’re upset because you’re having difficulty and are projecting by making up baseless thoughts.

Where’s the statute that says you could get 55 years in prison? I’ll wait.
Dating bulletin

United States

#22 Oct 11, 2018
dave f wrote:
<quoted text>

Here we go again...

There are plenty of(at least the last time I was in the dating scene) attractive women in Chicagoland. I think you’re upset because you’re having difficulty and are projecting by making up baseless thoughts.

Where’s the statute that says you could get 55 years in prison? I’ll wait.
There may be lots of attractive women in Chicagoland, but the attractive women in Chicagoland are all gold diggers. And again, you guys want an attractive woman in Chicagoland, you better be able to easily afford to live in Winnetka or Hunter Trails. The only women in Chicagoland that might go for an average Joe are the ones that are morbidly obese and totally unattractive. And most women in Illinois (as well as the entire Great Lakes/Frost Belt region) are obese. I have seen many instances where all of the attractive and even most not-so-attractive women in Chicagoland were with a man, and the only single ones were easily upwards of 400 pounds and looked worse than Jabba the Hutt.

Attractive Chicagoland women are also very toxic and spoiled with a terrible attitude. They don't like guys that are friendly and down to Earth. They want guys that are posessive, aggressive, controlling, and hostile towards other guys that get within less than 100 feet of her. There are attractive women moving from the mid and outer suburbs straight into Chicago's enormous 'hood' and hooking up with vicious killers with AK-47s and the entire FBI on their tails. Most are even moving to places like River North which is an all out war zone in broad daylight, especially with all those horrible, lethal, vicious, cop killer flash mobs with stolen assault rifles that shoot up transit vehicles and rob everyone on board, plus they gun down and murder law enforcement and news/media personnell.
dave f

Downers Grove, IL

#23 Oct 11, 2018
Dating bulletin wrote:
<quoted text>

There may be lots of attractive women in Chicagoland (Snip)

(snip)_media personnell.
So where are you looking for a girlfriend? Online? In a bar/club? At Hooters?

I find it hard to believe that you can't find a single dateable woman in a metropolitan area of 9.5 million people. I did. Maybe you're trying too hard, or your standards are too high, or you're afraid to leave your mom's basement.

As far as the comments regarding transit vehicles and River North, that's just preposterous.
I have a friend that rides the Red Line from Lincoln Park to downtown daily and has not encountered these flash mobs. I've ridden the CTA many times and the worst thing I've encountered is an aftermath of a fight at a station. On trains I see panhandlers. I just ignore them.

As far as River North, I've been there by myself and with my wife, and never had a problem. I did PostMates earlier this year and again, never any problems other than a couple minor auto accidents.

I drove all over the city, from as far north as the border with Evanston, as far west as Lawrence Avenue, as far east as the lake, and as far south as Hyde Park. again because I don't go looking for trouble, I haven't found it.

Do you have any stats about the flash mobs, or murdering reporters? Do you have links to stories?
Prince Harry

Longmont, CO

#24 Oct 21, 2018
Seriously, dave, when was the last time you ever encountered a single Chicagoland woman smaller than a Size 110 who would date a guy who didn't have an enormous McMansion and an expensive luxury car with scissor doors?

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