Flirting is a CAPITAL FELONY in the U...

Flirting is a CAPITAL FELONY in the United States of America!

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FBI Warning

Cicero, IL

#1 Dec 18, 2017
Guys who see an attractive woman in the United States of America will have new reason to flee from her and give her up to 100 feet or more of personal space. That is correct, flirting is a capital felony under Federal law in the United States of America which is heavily and thoroughly investigated by the FBI, the United States Department of Homeland Security, the United States Marshals, and carries, for all involved, a mandatory sentence of three hundred (300) years to life in Federal prison and/or the death penalty under the United States Supreme Court.
Federal McDingus

Chatham, IL

#2 Dec 27, 2017
No need to fear! Kiss your restraining orders goodbye! You might like life 8 inches deep in the pen!
dave f

Downers Grove, IL

#3 Apr 28, 2018
Where do you people come up with this stuff?

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