Not enough 'true friend' cheerleaders in Chicagoland to fill 15 passenger van!
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#1 Mar 3, 2011
All you guys who watch high school, college, or professional sports. Do you enjoy watching those cheerleaders perform? Have you ever felt tempted to mingle with them before or after the game, during half time, or when they were sitting on the bleachers about 25, 15, or even as close as 5 feet away from you? Sorry guys, but Chicagoland is totally the wrong place to interact with those cheerleaders! In fact, these days, if you took all of the cheerleaders from all high schools, colleges, universities, and professional sports within the entire Chicagoland area (the entire area covered by Cook, DuPage, Kane, DeKalb, Lake, McHenry, and Will counties), put them together, and then sifted out all of the snobbish, selfish, and standoffish cheerleaders, the cheerleaders you would have left wouldn't even fill up a 15 passenger van! In fact, the largest vehicle they just might all fill up would be a station wagon. So guys, do not even approach any cheerleaders at any game, whether high school, college, or professional, because chances are, they'll shove you away and leave you feeling isolated!
#2 Mar 3, 2011
Don't take it personally, dude. The girls are not allowed to mingle at games. It's a team rule, and the coaches strictly enforce this rule.
#3 Mar 3, 2011
It's probably for the best that a HS cheerleader is smart enough not to mingle with you. As for professional sports venues, I don't think you have to worry about getting shot down, but maybe if you follow this proverbial station wagon you might find a nice woman to mingle with!!!
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