You're the one who probably shot Miss Carol, an innocent elephant from Ringling Brothers, just because you found out she had my name and represents my party.INCIDENTALLY, CAROL SEEMS TO THINK THIS IS A GAME WE'RE PLAYING AND THAT I'M SOME SORT OF HOUSEBOUND SINNER LIKE HERSELF. SHE KEEPS SAYING SHE'S NOT GOING TO "LET ME" "WIN." HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH...
NOTE TO CAROL: THIS ISN'T A GAME, DEAR. REAL PEOPLE WILL SICKEN AND DIE. BUT DO WHAT YOU THINK YOU MUST. HIDE IN CHURCH, FLY TO SAMARRA. IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALL PART OF THE JOB.
MSN reports, "Police are on the hunt for the despicable specimens of humanity that shot an elephant from a passing vehicle..."
That pretty much describes you.
Not to mention I just LOVE LOVE LOVE elephants. Even have a pair of elephant earrings - wearing them now.
At least she was just injured and expected to have a full recovery.
Why would you shoot an innocent elephant?