Barack Obama, our next President

[Homer 2016]

Realtime wrote:

<quoted text>Good afternoon Homer, and fyi it's National Pie Day. I ran out and purchased a sweet potato pie for the occasion. Oh, and since it's national soup month I picked up a half dozen Campbell's 100% natural entries which are every bit as good as Progresso. I also grabbed a couple of Coors Light cases at $17.99 on the odd chance that Flacks inside info might finally grab hold.
OK back on topic, Hillary is becoming frustrated with the TeaParty congressman who continue to attempt to trick her into saying something stupid. Alan Grayson gave her a moment of respite.
Hah, some of these (R) clowns are punching their tickets back to the little shytholes from which they sprung.

Hey RT, I did not know about the pie or the soup. If Flack says sell I usually buy and visa versa. Hillary is good, she's real good.

[carol]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

<quoted text>
"If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a small chance of survival. There may even be a worse case: you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."
-- Winston Churchill
Go ahead and perish, Jerk.
The rest of us will carry on.
Now....go watch Bah-Bah Walters...

Welllll... hold on just a cotton pickin' moment. What about Muddy's contention that slavery is a useful time saver for the vererati?

[Homer 2016]

flack wrote:

<quoted text> way to busy to worry about dad. you know how teenage girls are?

Not since I was a teenager.

[shinningelectr0n]

Nj raider 1 wrote:

<quoted text> You's an ignorant son of a bitch or daughter of a faggot father! What you need to do is stop worrying about Barack Obama. He's already accomplished more than will ever in your non existence of a life. His wife beautiful, & that thing that you eloped with is farr from a woman. It's a manimal! The bytch wears panties with d-ck holes! Malaya & Sasha Obama, 2 beautiful young girls! Your offspring, well at least the ones still alive. If they weren't retarded they would've followed suit behind their ex siblings & committed suicide simply because they couldn't take knowing they were spawned from an azzhole. They leaned in health lifes cycle starts using the other end !

It's apparent that you use toilet paper instead of table napkins.

....and suppositories instead of Lip Balm....

[Proud RIGHT Winger]

dem wrote:

<quoted text>
I once jerked off to a picture of Barbra Bush.
I didn't know she was a dude.
I was drunk.

You wasn't drunk. You are hard up for anyone.
You most likly would screw your own pet, but even your pet knows better.

[Homer 2016]

Eman wrote:

<quoted text>
Take a breathe, homer. Calm down. Maybe you'd prefer I say things like "chlamydia carol" or attack people's spouses.

I dunno, toss a few out there and let the judges decide.

[Nuculur option]

Obama Inauguration Ratings: 20 Million Tune In

"A little over 20 million people watched President Obama's second inauguration on television, Nielsen reported Wednesday afternoon.

The ratings agency counted up the viewers across 18 different networks. It said that 20.552 million people watched coverage airing from 10 AM to 4:30 PM on Monday.(CNN was the top-rated cable news network, and NBC the top-rated broadcast network.)

The numbers were a steep drop from Obama's first inauguration, which drew 37 million viewers, and was the second-lowest rating for an inauguration since 1969, as the New York Times' Bill Carter noted.

This is not surprising: TV viewership is down for all programs, not just inaugurations, and second inaugurations are rarely as popular as first ones.

Obama did manage to easily beat George W. Bush, his immediate predecessor, who drew just 15.5 million viewers for his second inauguration. He was well behind the highest-rated second inaugural -- Richard Nixon's in 1973. That speech was watched by over 32 million."

[dem]

dem wrote:

<quoted text>I took so many Viagra® tablets it made my 'micro-penis' fit inside a eye-dropper!

You need to learn from 'Dem'
This kind of old man humor you have chosen will not make the cut here!

[four years]

Four years will go by so fast. yeh

[Death of Tenzing]

John Galt wrote:

<quoted text>
Shirley Sherrod ran for the exits because she had a huge conflict of interest as one of the beneficiaries of the Pigford scam.
You know that, Demos/Tenzing.

Know what?

I'm sorry, nodded off there for a sec ...

[Eman]

Nuculur option wrote:

“With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest? Or was it because of guys out for a walk one night who decided they’d go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point, does it make,” Clinton scolded Johnson, raising her voice.“It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again, Senator.”

Excuse, madam, but what happened actually matters a lot in figuring out how to prevent it.

[carol]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

<quoted text>
"If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a small chance of survival. There may even be a worse case: you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."
-- Winston Churchill
Go ahead and perish, Jerk.
The rest of us will carry on.
Now....go watch Bah-Bah Walters...

Welllll... let's not forget about Greece and Rome and all those other "advanced civilizations" who are, obviously, no longer with us. As I understand it all the civilizations listed formerly have "perished." In fact, "perishing" is apparently part of the requirement for "advanced civilizations so don't be so quick to turn your nose up at perishing, please, Winston.

[Eman]

flack wrote:

Just found out daughter was one of 75 people chosen to have her picture taken with Condi. Rice. How cool is that!!! Proud Pappa.

Nice!

[shinningelectr0n]

Lincoln wrote:

<quoted text>
"On many issues the Nazis align quite agreeably with liberals"
Pathetic attempt.
Take a university class on World War II.
It was conservatives who wanted to do business with Hitler

Pathetic attempt.

They just posted a trail of today's Liberal techniques that were used by Germany's Nazi regime and all you have to offer in return is a mumbling about conservatives doing business with Hitler.

And how many business people today are promoting those same Liberal causes used by the Nazi's and getting white glove treatment by the Boy Messiah? Google, anyone?

Jeffrey Immelt moves GE's X-Ray Division to China from Wisconsin while the Jerk-In-Chief has Jeff Baby on his economic advisory board and later on his jobs council!!!

After a lot of embarrassing criticism GE announces that they're going to move some jobs back:}

You are a babe in the woods loudmouth.

[Death of Tenzing]

Rand Paul is even MORE dead to me now if that's at all possible. Today he showed his true big-spending neocon colors. I hope his dad takes the pusillanimous little prick out to the woodshed.

[new hammer time]

Nuculur obamabortion wrote:

<quoted text> After several morning drinks, lily loves the race card even more.

after several attempts to sound intelligent you need to commit suicide.

[Death of Tenzing]

Homer 2016 wrote:

<quoted text>Hey RT, I did not know about the pie or the soup. If Flack says sell I usually buy and visa versa. Hillary is good, she's real good.

Just to be on the safe side I always assume its National Butterfinger® Month.

Never can tell ya know?

[Eman]

Death of Tenzing wrote:

Rand Paul is even MORE dead to me now if that's at all possible. Today he showed his true big-spending neocon colors. I hope his dad takes the pusillanimous little prick out to the woodshed.

I bet he's heart broken.

[Homer 2016]

Death of Tenzing wrote:

<quoted text>
Just to be on the safe side I always assume its National Butterfinger® Month.
Never can tell ya know?

Never cared much for Butterfingers®

[Homer 2016]

Death of Tenzing wrote:

Rand Paul is even MORE dead to me now if that's at all possible. Today he showed his true big-spending neocon colors. I hope his dad takes the pusillanimous little prick out to the woodshed.

'pusillanimous' great word, that's been bandied about on this thread a time or two.